We have a real giggle box on our hands this morning...As we sit on the big comfy couch we start with Opening Audio...Arnold Schwarzenegger singing The Backstreet Boys got things going...We still can't understand why he nailed the nanny...It's like bedding Alf...Monica Lewinsky is back again...This time she is talking about how men open up to her...Wonder why...Maybe it is curiosity...Vince Vaughn has a way to fix the NBA...He thinks there needs to be a dog involved like Air Bud...A woman claims she has to move after one of her son's friends walked in on her using the bathroom...What in god's name was she doing in there that she feels she has to now move? Mouth to udder is the way to live until 104...A woman says the key to her long life is doing just that...She drank milk directly from the cow...Donald Trump had the desk in the Oval Office get refurbished after Elon Musk's kid wiped a booger on it...Aquafaba is the new egg substitute...It's the liquid from a can of chickpeas...Protector is a new app where you can hire personal security and a motorcade...A woman is having issues with her HOA because she has 5 emotional support chickens...Did you know that ABC's TGIF did not stand for Thank God It's Friday? It actually stood for Thank Goodness It's Funny...The rankings came out and Full House & Family Matters weren't even in the Top 10...Rizzo called  his local BK to see if they have chicken fries...Do people actually call fast food restaurants to see what items they have in stock...We actually called a local Burger King so see how many calls they get in a week...The young lady said 1...Maybe 5...Do not mess up your Cantu's...Kim Kardashian is being sued by a man because she posted the wrong Ivan Cantu on her Facebook...The one she meant to post is sitting on death row...A woman has a huge fear of ketchup...Taylor Swift has brought in over $1 billion in revenue to the NFL...Happy Bday Kelsey...Hope it's not your last...This is NOT the last Rizzo & Jeff podcast, so enjoy this Friday edition of the show!!