Nothing like a mug of Mark and a lick to make it move on a Monday morning...That takes us to Opening Audio...We start with that one annoying flight attendant who has to sing when making announcements...This time it was Vanilla Ice...The Florida Man Games happened over the weekend in Florida and man was it a scene...Lots of day drinking...Tossing gators...Watch for PETA...Have you ever changed the toilet roll? Joe Buck went viral for singing about changing the toilet roll...Does every cow wear a bell? A cow got loose in a town and a restaurant that recorded it went viral...They believe the cow was seeking retribution for the spot selling burgers...A quadriplegic got on the microphone at Sam's club...We could not stop the cowbell phone calls for an hour...We were finally able to get to the JNN...Reports are coming out that Gene Hackman actually died on the 17th of February...Investigators say nothing is off of the table...Skype will no longer be around coming up in May...A pair of JFK's underwear recently sold at auction for $9100...Steve Jobs' bowtie actually went for more at the same auction...Reba has gotten quite sexy lately...She did a version of Dua Lipa's song and oh my did Rizzo really enjoy it...The Oscars were brutal...Adrien Brody...Conan...Adam Sandler...Add in the politics and it was rough...That's it...That is your recap...Apparently all Girl Scout Cookies are not that healthy...They have arsenic and stuff used in weed killer...The Girl Scouts say they are safe to eat...You be the judge...Could you handle 18 wives and over 100 children? There is a man in Tanzania that has just that...Also, he is 86 years old...Anyone have Casey Anthony on their bingo card for 2025? Well, she is back and giving legal advice...The child named Unakite Thirteen Hotel finally got her social security number and she will now be named Caroline...Citigroup accidentally deposited $81 Trillion into someone's account...Colleges are offering phone seminars for Gen-Z because they are afraid to talk on the phone...We offer to you this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!