Busy busy day on the show...Even Bozo the Clown will enjoy this program today...A singing telegram is a good way to start the week...What happened to the art of the singing telegram? We found a local place that will do them...We all know the kids of today do not pay attention to anything...A mother sent her daughter out to mow the lawn and she had her air pods in and didn't realize the motor wasn't even running...If you are not familiar with a manly lunk...That is a man who screams at a gym after lifting weights...He was kicked out of the gym for working out like a maniac...The manager of the gym takes beano...Seniors are out of control...One grandfather went to pick up his grandchild and got into a fight with a police officer because the school was on a tornado lockdown...He got tased and got back up...Another 80 year old was sucker punched and ate the punch like it was nothing...Chachi needs your help...He is a stuntman who shoots himself out of a rocket...Well he had a bad accident...Hey Chach...Just drive an Uber...We finally found out what happened to Gene Hackman and his wife...She passed first and he died not too much longer after her...A plane crashed at a retirement community in Pennsylvania...Ryan Seacrest and Vanna White only work 34 days a year for Wheel Of Fortune...A woman is going viral for saying that the sick partner in the relationship should not be allowed to stay in the bed and should go to the guest room...Who should get the bed? Let's play a game...Rizzo does it suck? Rizzo put together a compilation of 1980's commercials and he wants you to hear all his hard work...Welcome to Suckington Station...A woman who is Oprah, Whoopi & Queen Latifah combined attacked a man with a Pringles can...What in the world is Ellen DeGeneres apologizing for? Her latest video made zero sense...A crematorium in Chicago had over 100 bodies in sheets and trailers...A fight started on a plane between two families over the movie The New Karate Kid...Diddy and Luigi Mangione could be in danger after a stabbing incident that occurred in their prison...A safe space for you is this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!