Let's rev your engines to get things going...It's time for Opening Audio...There was a show called Quarks where people got stuck in a space sauna...A couple was playing jokes on each other about trapping each other in a sauna...Well the man closed her in it and the door got stuck...Ted Knight was back on TV and had a short lived show where he was a pimp...It lasted six episodes...Clausen pickles is releasing pickle brine that you can drink in a bottle...A guy named Shawn P. Weiner was arrested after walking naked on a highway...We wanted to find him a job, but with his last name it's tough to find one...Welp...15 calls later he's selling frankfurters...A man ordered a death metal album from Amazon and instead he got a Christmas album from North Carolina's own Clay Aiken...He actually returned it and got it 2 more times...The Canadians are not happy about the beer situation and are making a 4 year pack of lager available...A plane had to turn around on its way to India because of clogged toilets...The drilling of the I-26 connector will begin on March 17th...Well isn't Rizzo a crybaby...Jeff asked Rizzo if he could pick him up for the big SoCon basketball tournament yesterday...Rizzo accepted, but then complained that it was too far and Jeff who forgot his wallet didn't pay for parking...That took us to Listener Court and it was a close battle but Rizzo won...Has something ever hit your car while driving? We told some stories, because a man was crossing the Brooklyn Bridge when a huge board flew off of a truck and smashed right into his car...There have been a lot of pet issues this morning...We have a possessed cat or a cat that just wants to be left alone...A blood moon is on the way this week for all to see...Today is the 5 year anniversary of Covid...A man was shot in the leg by his dog...The gun was on the bed and the dog jumped on the bed and the gun went off...Rosie lost her virginity at the Commack Motor Inn...We were wondering why it went viral...What we would like to go viral is this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!