There is a reason why The Rizzo & Jeff Show is on the radio and not TV...Rizzo aka Beavis wants to determine if it's a wet one...And that takes us to Opening Audio...Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoys squirrel meat for his breakfast routine...Jelly Roll was in a Zevia commercial wearing daisy dukes while showing off his pilsy's...A newscaster was shamed on air by her co-workers by letting one loose on air...She claimed it was a gurgle in her throat...Seniors at it again...An 84 year old woman was ready to give up her body to Blake Shelton at one of his concerts for her birthday...She held a vulgar sign up and he invited her backstage...A woman is convinced that rich people have a secret island where they catch mermaids and some possibly eat them...Time to stop doing your work from home...Let's all calm down when it comes to the incredible edible egg...Egg prices have dropped...There is a rash of NC Quick Pass scams going around...Don't click on it if you get one...Warrants are out for a driver after he was seen driving erratically in a PT Cruiser in Hendersonville yesterday...Rosie O'Donnell has finally done it...She has made the move...Rosie left for Ireland and moved and she is not coming back...What is going on at airports? A new TikTok challenge has people racing to get to their gate with only 15 minutes left before the doors close...A second challenge is getting through TSA with a turtle in your pants...What's next...Bunny in your butt? Is it PT Cruiser or PT Loser? After what happened in Hendersonville yesterday with the out-of-control PT Cruiser we discussed if the car sucked or not...PT Cruiser hit a loser...Would you let an old woman of 108 years old cut your hair? The oldest barber in the world is still cutting hair...A South Carolina town has banned venomous snakes after a man was killed by one of his own...The Girl Scouts are being sued over the contents of their cookies...Butch and Suni are finally coming home...Elon is going to get them and they will be home Sunday...A family started a forest fire after they had a s'more bonanza...A teacher was fired for letting kids smoke weed and cigs in class...A man collected gum wrappers and tied them together, and he now has the world record...We will never have a world record, but we would appreciate it if you check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!