In the words of the Immortal Hulk Hogan...Really big show...Life lessons are coming your way in Opening Audio...An alarming number of people are super gluing their eyes shut...That is 39,308 people...Who keeps super glue in their medicine cabinet...One of the members of the R&B group En Vogue is now living in a van down by the river...She refuses to get a job it seems...Maybe she needs an Uber daddy...A man was upset that the Uber driver was flirting with his wife right in front of him...Pickleball isn't only for seniors...It is also for gang members and wife killers...Scott Peterson was beaten up in jail after a game of pickleball went wrong...If we say a man in his 30's lives at home and beat Mario Bros. and jumped up and down and lost his breath...How much would you say he weighed? Mascots can take liberties on people and get away with it...Well one San Jose Sharks fan had enough of Sharkie and threw down...People are noticing that their Super Nintendo is working faster and better than it has in the past...Astronauts Butch and Suni are going to have to wait a little longer to come home after the space mission was scrubbed last night...A man with a paper plate mask has been terrifying residents on their ring doorbells...A new app lets you use AI generated kids to help your kids get to sleep...One is creepy and talks about eating crispy bacon and loaded potatoes...A woman was found inside of her van after it was towed to an impound lot after it was hit by a drunk driver...She was found a month later and the family is suing for $50 million...The Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band is no longer...Corporate finally came to their senses...The Blood Moon is coming overnight...A Michelin Star chef really wants to be outside of the box...He created a pudding that costs $362 that tastes like an old book...A woman in a contentious divorce demanded her husband's toilet because he loved it so much...Go grab yourself some gator bites, they do taste like chicken, and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!