Put on your mask with a zipper and let's get things going...We are going to laugh, we are going to cry, but we are going to be smarter for it...That our friends is Opening Audio...Rizzo is awake after not sleeping well because he is worried about the round mound of fun Chubby Checker making the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...A town is being taken over by geese...Every time they go outside they get attacked...When it's time for winding down, try wiping out a clown...Liquid Death water has quite a commercial about it...Oh boy...This promposal was brutal...A band kid did a medieval proposal and the girl was quite hesitant...A grandmother was taken into custody because she tried to offer her granddaughter to a monkey dealer in exchange for a monkey...A woman has had it with herself...She cannot stop telling dad jokes for some reason...Portions of I26 will be opening in Henderson County...A woman tried to hire a man on Tinder to kill her police officer ex-boyfriend and his teenage daughter...She gave an undercover cop a $500 down payment...The wife of the bassist from Weezer was shot by police in an unrelated hit and run incident...She pointed a gun at police in her front yard and was shot...She had nothing to do with the hit and run...We apologize to listener Jimmy from Weaverville who only talks to us using the open mic option on the app...We hope we didn't cause your divorce...Weight Watchers is about to file for bankruptcy because of the rise of weight loss drugs...We blame Oprah...She loves bread and even got Stedman hooked on counting points...There have been a lot of horse stories this week...The latest is a new trend where people ride horses into Walmart's to get people's reaction...A Chinese restaurant was caught selling street pigeon instead of duck...What is the sexiest TV show of all time? As we went through the list it shocked the city that it was Maude...Who was unzipping to Maude? Bill Belichick's girlfriend Jordan Hudson is running for Miss Maine 2025...NASA needs your help getting rid of human waste in space...A man claims he knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa...If you visit Daytona Beach in Florida, make sure you don't get your head run over...Just make sure that you check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!