Drinking and drugging coming your way today as we get things going on a Wednesday...Yes that is a Dikembe Mutombo reference to kick things off...It's Opening Audio time...Shaq has quite a mishap on NBA on TNT...He had to deliver a #2 and ran off the set...He has been drinking a lot of olive oil...A man stole another man's truck and when the man asked him why he was doing it, he simply said...This is my truck...Have you ever gone on the prowl for a cow...Two brothers are under arrest for having their way with a dairy cow...I guess they are nothing but billowing bales of bovine fodder...Remember from yesterday...The first rule of fight club is not to acknowledge there is a fight club...Another fight club happened in a middle school...Then a parent actually brought Jello shots into an elementary school party, not knowing they were Jello shots...We updated the latest when it comes to the Shannon Sharpe saga...He offered $10 million...The woman said no...Audio has been coming out...Carlos Santana was hospitalized last night with what they call a medical episode...The new Golden Bachelor was announced...Mel Owens who was an NFL player and an attorney is coming...We will have our eyes on Mel...Today the first video ever was posted on YouTube...We went through North Carolina's top 5 most viewed YouTube videos in the 20 year history...Would you believe #1 is Ms. Peachez Fry that chicken...A pizza delivery driver is going viral for walking on stage delivering a pizza during a national dance performance...An elderly woman was attacked by a raccoon, but the funny thing was that the raccoon wound up rolling over and dying and she did not get rabies...An elderly man fell off of a 10ft cross at a crucifixion re-enactment...A high school invites seniors to their prom...They talked to a pappy...Pappy doesn't know what goes on at proms these days...Jelly Roll is going to get pardoned...A Toys-R-Us action movie is going to be coming out...Tiger King is married...We hope you stay married to us and check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!