Nothing like a little Bachman Turner Overdrive to get us moving on this Mayoral Monday...Let's get to Opening Audio...Bob Dole took a tumble, and we tumble into OA talking about a deputy who was driving around on her motorcycle and her counterfeit plate says "CHASEM3"...She was all things Suzuki...A man took a selfie with a tiger, and you can figure out what happened...President Trump teased the fact that he could pardon Diddy...Diddy has said some incendiary things about him...Watch what you say...A woman was arrested after she took a wig from a corpse...The woman went into the preparation area of a funeral...Let's talk about brilliance in the big back community...A restaurant has renamed their meals to basic office supplies so you can expense them on the receipt...A shooting happened early Sunday morning in Downtown Asheville...We gave the latest updates...The NBA on TNT signed off and Shaq went all Shaq-A-Roni on us with a wacky mic drop at the end...50 Cent says he will reach out to President Trump to talk about the pardon that he is considering for Diddy...A flight attendant has been arrested after he decided to take off all of his clothes and dance naked in the first-class bathroom...It's time for another Mayoral Monday...Mayor Manheimer called to check in so we could discuss the shooting that happened over the weekend downtown...What in the world is a whistle pig? We had to ask Asheville...It is a groundhog and the folks of the area eat them...North Carolina would like you to kill an invasive species of fish called The Northern Snakehead...A woman is under arrest after she slashed tires on her ex's car...Not only that she ripped on mirrors and poured chocolate syrup all over the car...Let's talk about an Olympian who has to decide whether to give up his Onlyfans account or his chance to win a gold medal...A 911 call has been released about a silverback gorilla who was shot by a tranquilizer and was having a heart attack...They were taking him to the hospital...A door-to-door salesman ran into a woman who thought she was an alien...A woman almost choked on food at Walmart...She claims it was samples and no one was helping her...How about you sample this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!