4| One of the Recess Aides is a Mole

Jambalaya School Newsletter

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4| One of the Recess Aides is a Mole

Jun 23, 2024 · 18m 18s

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Joseph Wheeler, the new mascot, is MIA. On top of that the 4th graders had a gang war. It happens. It's possible that the hall monitor was involved. But good...

Joseph Wheeler, the new mascot, is MIA. On top of that the 4th graders had a gang war. It happens. It's possible that the hall monitor was involved. But good news; we have the license to use Minions in Jambalaya School plays! The school is being remodeled. The teachers' lounge is not being remodeled, though. Nor will it ever. EVER. I went through the lost & found pile and SHEESH there's some weird stuff in there. Stop hiding milk in the lockers! Most of the music by David Petty. This month's parody song is Safe Space Jam:
Everybody get up, it's time to commence sentences that start by saying 'no offense'. Welcome to safe space jam. It's your moment, I won't foment, at safe space jam, alright. Come on, respectfully slam and welcome to the all-inclusive jam. Hey, you, whatcha gon' do? I know it's not my business to know what you gonna do. I'll shut my mouth and not assume Trigger warnings in the house, let's go. I'm a gender neutral ally, yo. Pass that thing, watch me respect. Treat me the same, that's what I expect. To the jam, give you some space. Call you ma'am, but try to save face. Apologize up and down the room. I've been woke since I left the womb. So work that body, sell that body, just don't disrespect nobody. Scroll through Tumblr, lose your mind. Demand justice from those you find. Hey, Admin, check it out . SJW scream and shout. Come on, y'all check out my page, it's a blank screen so you can't rage. Everybody get up, unless you're chair-bound. You can stay seated or rolling now, welcome to safe space jam. It's your chance for wheelchair ramps, at safe space jam, alright. Wave your paws in the air if your fursona's feline. We got a litter box scented pine. Welcome to Safe Space Jam. It's your chance for Facebook rants at Safe Space Jam, alright. Slam bam, thank you, person. I don't assume genders--damn. If you see me in the Twitter-sphere, let me opine in your ear. (Tweet!) C'mon c'mon let's start a thread. (Tweet!) Vegans, normies, let's break bread. (Tweet!) Comment below, speak your mind. (Tweet!) Just bring the facts before you whine. (Just scroll!) Just scroll up and down my page. (Just scroll!) You don't have to act your age. Anime girl as my profile pic, please take the time to read my fan-fic. (Jam on it!) Jam on my toast. (Jam on it!) Jam between my toes. If you got pics of your feet n' hands, feel free to advertise your OnlyFans. Everybody get up, unless you're obese. Wipe the perspiration in your belly crease, and log in to Safe Space Jam. Find romance in stretchy pants at Safe Space Jam, alright. Wave your hands to and fro- if-your-self-esteem-is-low. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. Welcome to safe space jam. Go with grace, move your pace at safe space jam, alright. Hey non-binaries! (Yeah) Y'all ready to stop? (No) Y'all wanna know why? (Why) IT'S TIME TO SLAM JAM. Hey gender fluids! (Yeah) Y'all ready to stop? (No) Y'all wanna know why? (Why) IT'S TIME TO SLAM JAM. Hey anxiety-ridden people! (What now?) Y'all ready to stop? (Please don't make me decide) Y'all wanna know why? (I regret waking up today) It's time to SLAM JAM. Hey deaf people! Y'all ready to stop? Y'all wanna know why? It's time to SLAM JAM. Every body get up, it's just about time to slam. We got a real jam going now, and you don't want to be stuck in the consessions line while this thing is going on. It's your chance...to find your seat. And enjoy the safe space jam. We went to a LOT of trouble putting this on. Aaand i think you would be remiss if a salted pretzel accompanied by yellow #5 cheese...made you miss it. I'm just saying. Respectfully.

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