Here's the podcast script for Luna Vega's Aquarius Astrology Bites:

Oh my cosmic compadres! The universe is serving up some WILD Aquarian energy today, and buckle up because we are RIDING this celestial wave!

Today, March 24th, 2025, Mars is dancing with Uranus in your home sign, which means radical transformation is NOT just possible - it's INEVITABLE. Can you feel that electrical current? That's pure Aquarian magic, baby!

For our Morning Moon ritual, I want you grabbing that sea salt from your pantry. Sprinkle a tiny pinch near your front door - we're creating an energetic boundary that says "unexpected opportunities, YES. Random drama? NOT TODAY."

My grandma always said unexpected energy needs unexpected seasoning, and today that means your Cosmic Comfort Food is gonna be a wild quinoa bowl with unexpected herbs. Throw in some dill, some mint - make it WEIRD. Aquarians love weird!

Your 5-Minute Fate Fixer is all about redirecting that chaotic Uranian energy. Grab a blue candle - Target's got great ones in the home section - and write one boundary you're establishing this week. Light that candle and BOOM. Cosmic reset.

Star-Crossed Snacks today? Gemini's gonna be your power partner. You two are gonna create some MAGIC together. Just stay hydrated and keep those communication channels WIDE open.

Your closing visualization: Imagine yourself as a lightning bolt of pure potential. Zap away anything that doesn't serve your highest self.

The universe is serving up TRANSFORMATION, my beautiful water bearers!

Love you. Mean it. Subscribe for more cosmic kitchen magic!

Questions? luna@inceptionpoint.ai

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