Butter-Up Your Bawling Baby; Chicken Rentals; & A Super-Glued Bellybutton

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Butter-Up Your Bawling Baby; Chicken Rentals; & A Super-Glued Bellybutton

Mar 19, 2025 · 1h 12m 7s

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If you have a bawling baby, just shove a spoonfull of butter in his pie-hole! Egg prices are still not what they used to be and people are getting back...

If you have a bawling baby, just shove a spoonfull of butter in his pie-hole! Egg prices are still not what they used to be and people are getting back to basics with farm-fresh eggs...thanks to chicken rentals. You can pick your friends but you're stuck with your relatives...who love to stick up your bellybutton with Super Glue! And the insanity never stops.

In This Episode...

Someone Paid $88,000 for a Cheeto That Looks Like a Pokémon;
TikTok Says Feeding Your Baby Butter Will Shut Them Up;
FL Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Eat Her Cooking;
A Toddler Called 911 for "Emergency Donuts";
12% of People Pee in the Shower...Daily;
Rising Egg Prices Spark Chicken Rental Trend;
A 36-y/o OnlyFans Star Tours Nursing Homes to Find Old Men to Appear in Her X-rated Videos;
Walmart In Jacksonville Sold Empty Chicken Nuggets with No Chicken in Them;
Fully Inflated Kim Kardashian Balloon—With 15-Ft.-High Butt—Takes Over Times Square;
Not Something You See A Lot...A (Dead) Giraffe In The Back Of A Pickup;
FL Man Swallows $800,000 Worth Of Luxury Jewelry, Police Scan His Insides For Evidence;
Against All Logic, the One-Legged Pants Trend Is Sweeping the Nation;
'Megalodon' goldfish found in Erie, PA;
Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra earns world record by playing with food;
FAMILY DYSFUNCTION: Man Suing His Brother-in-Law After He Filled His Belly Button with Super Glue;
(Possibly Unstable) Southwest Passenger Strips Naked on a Plane;
Speed Eating a 7-lb. Hamburger Sent a Man to ER—Unable to Pass Gas;
Eating Packing Peanuts Is The Latest TikTok Trend;
FL Woman Was Arrested for Assaulting Her Boyfriend with a Watermelon;
FL Man Claimed He Would Assassinate Trump, Shoot Missiles at New York;
California Arsonist Catches Fire While Setting Car Ablaze.

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