CAUGHT RED HANDED - a song for Criminal Minds
(Tribute to Dior by Ruger)

*Original by: Michael Adebayo

** Thank you to the FBI (AKA the real heroes that this show represents), to Criminal Minds (for simultaneously being dark & beautiful), to Matthew Gray Gubler (for his captivating acting and directing), and to Ruger for his catchy hit tune Dior!

Lyrics:

So glad:
Bad boys, prepare to get caught
Bad girls, they’ll sniff you right out
Good luck evading capture
Undefeated in countless faceoffs
Bad boys, prepare to get caught
Bad girls, they’ll sniff you right out
Good luck evading capture
They’re undefeated in countless faceoffs

My favorite character sticks in my head: a primrose 🔼 thorn ;)
His name is Spencer Reid
Such a great doctor
Picked working for the FBI, it’s true
With an unbeatable memory
Oh la la
Complex problems, he unweaves
Adores JJ
Thick as theives, they stick
Wheels up on the jet
Means there’s murder on the scene
City to city, fighting evil, again and again

In Criminal Minds, ‘the unsub’ is the unidentified subject
Working for the BAU, the
Behavioral Analysis Unit
Love watching Morgan flirt with Penelope
His Baby Girl’s computer skills impress
She’s a masterful wizz at technology
But at heart, she’s a sweetie

Bad boys, prepare to get caught
Bad girls, they’ll sniff you right out
Good luck evading capture
Undefeated in countless faceoffs
Bad boys, prepare to get caught
Bad girls, they’ll sniff you right out
Good luck evading capture
Undefeated in countless faceoffs

With getting, with getting married
watch Rossi
This old school writer’s the silver fox of this crime fighting team
Special supervisory
Is what SSA agent means
As for Interpol endorsement
Watch Prentiss, Emily

Horrors that shake me to my bones
They analyze them
To protect the world
Watch for overkill, COD, and torture
It’s brutal

In Criminal Minds, ‘the unsub’ is the unidentified subject
Working for the BAU, the
Behavioral Analysis Unit
Love watching Morgan flirt with Penelope
His Baby Girl’s computer skills impress
She’s a masterful wizz at technology
But at heart, she’s a sweetie

Bad boys, prepare to get caught
Bad girls, they’ll sniff you right out
Good luck evading capture
Cause they’re undefeated in countless faceoffs
Bad boys, prepare to get caught
Bad girls, they’ll sniff you right out
Good luck evading capture
They’re undefeated in countless faceoffs

Gideon started it all
A family, the team’s become
From Morgan, Hotchner, & Elle
To Luke, and Dr. Lewis, Tara
DNA and fingerprints
Plus toxicology
Look for marks identifying
Or victim commonalities

Horrors that shake me to my bones
They analyze them
To protect the world
Watching for overkill, COD, and torture
It’s brutal work
So sad sad sad
So sad
They are
So tough tough tough
They are
So tough

Bad boys, prepare to get caught
Bad girls, they’ll sniff you right out
Stellar psychoanalysis and negotiating
Bad boys, they’ll catch
Bad girls, they’ll catch
Bad boys, they’ll catch
Bad girls, they’ll catch

End

Tribute by Melissa Smith:
- Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
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