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CLASSIC CRAPTACULUS: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Dec 9, 2021 ·
50m 3s
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It's a Classic Craptaculus! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! You think you know the story from the song, but you really don’t. Bullied and ostracized by his reindeer brethren, Rudolph meets...
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It's a Classic Craptaculus! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!
You think you know the story from the song, but you really don’t. Bullied and ostracized by his reindeer brethren, Rudolph meets up with Hermey one of Santa’s Elves and a wannabe dentist, who was bullied and ostracized by the other elves. Fed up with North Pole politics, they run away to find a happier life as misfits. Instead they find trouble, pain and Cornelius, the man with a nose for gold, literally. Chased to the island of Misfit Toys by the abominable snowman who followed Rudolph’s glowing nose, Rudolph realizes he has to go out on his own in order to protect his friends. Somehow, they all end up in the Abominable Snowman’s cave! So Hermey rips out all of the Abominable Snowman’s teeth, rendering him helpless and pretty much only useful for putting stars on top of tall Christmas trees. When they all return to Santa’s workshop, they are greeted with – “meh-ness” as there’s a bigger problem, Christmas is going to be cancelled because of the oncoming storm! Luckily, Rudolph, with his nose so bright, will guide Santa’s sleigh that night! And now everyone loves Rudolph. As far as we know, no one likes Hermey because he’s a dentist.
Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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You think you know the story from the song, but you really don’t. Bullied and ostracized by his reindeer brethren, Rudolph meets up with Hermey one of Santa’s Elves and a wannabe dentist, who was bullied and ostracized by the other elves. Fed up with North Pole politics, they run away to find a happier life as misfits. Instead they find trouble, pain and Cornelius, the man with a nose for gold, literally. Chased to the island of Misfit Toys by the abominable snowman who followed Rudolph’s glowing nose, Rudolph realizes he has to go out on his own in order to protect his friends. Somehow, they all end up in the Abominable Snowman’s cave! So Hermey rips out all of the Abominable Snowman’s teeth, rendering him helpless and pretty much only useful for putting stars on top of tall Christmas trees. When they all return to Santa’s workshop, they are greeted with – “meh-ness” as there’s a bigger problem, Christmas is going to be cancelled because of the oncoming storm! Luckily, Rudolph, with his nose so bright, will guide Santa’s sleigh that night! And now everyone loves Rudolph. As far as we know, no one likes Hermey because he’s a dentist.
Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Follow us on:
Instagram - @CinemaCraptaculus
Twitter - @Craptaculus
E-mail – Cinema.Craptaculus@gmail.com
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