Today, I am thankful in advance for my future book deal, and for everyone incentivized to screw me over with this multi-interest black ops to pay up big time in a court of law.

In the mean time: How exactly is a low level agitator/saboteur hired to work for the multi-interest black ops against me to begin with? Do they work for Scientology, the FBI, or the Kargman & Brooks alliance? Do these three parties all hire the same PI agency, or are there options for an up-and-coming operative? So far, I’ve been able to form a few baseless conspiracy theories—which is an excellent start—but I hope to discover more.

If you have any information surrounding my multi-interest black ops, and are willing to participate in an anonymous survey in case I one day become more powerful than the wealthy people who are currently hunting me for sport, get in touch.