We wonder where the term "Laundry List" came from and who the experts are who claim that certain unhealthy things eliminate random amounts of time from your life. We share illogical fears like ladders sliding off the tops of vans and impaling us while driving. Anthony hosts a round of America's favorite game, "Who Sucks More," asking Jason about two types of annoying fans at sporting events. Then, we give the rundown of our respective birthday baseball lineups - our top 9 famous people who share our birthdays, placed into a baseball-style lineup, plus a starting pitcher, and debate who has the best roster.