Shanon And Jami throw bombs at Kate Blanchett but then are instantly best friends for no reason, they go to a fun island with Channing Tatum but some of the night time activities really suck. Their 1000 year old step mother in law stays with them and has an "accident" like 10 times, and our older selves come back in time to tell us just to kinda go with it.  We do a slingshot thing to Titan, but get the math and science all wrong and find out we're the same person and the first rule is you don't talk about space fight club.