In Episode 385, Patrick, Jeffrey, and Craig chat about the kids and then discuss five mostly baseball topics.

1. Houston we have a pennant race: The Astros are hot, surely the Mariners have a response, right? 
2. If you win 20 in the show you can let the fungus grow back: Keep Baseball (barely) Weird.
3. Around the Horn: A pitcher throws up, a purple avatar downs a 40, and all the other notable transactional stuff of the week
4. What to Watch: The Grimace Mets, two .500 teams, and Patrick plans out your weekend.
5. Let's guess some salaries again.

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