In this chaotic episode, Bill starts with an accidental Starbucks snub when Kevin makes a surprise appearance. The big news? Bill finally launches billmoranproductions.com, prompting everyone to check their phones on the spot. After some concern over Bill's bandaged hand (and Danny's offer of church prayer list inclusion), we get some exciting behind-the-scenes updates about the podcast's growing success.

Things take an interesting turn when the conversation shifts to "Sopranos" star Drea de Matteo's controversial appearance on "Not Today, Pal" podcast. Danny, a die-hard Sopranos fan, doesn't hold back his thoughts on her conspiracy theories, especially given the revelation about her 13-year-old son editing her OnlyFans content.

When Bill suggests the perfect anniversary restaurant for Danny and Beth, Kevin proves he shares Bill's wavelength by correctly guessing the recently-closed Texas Roadhouse in Henrietta. The guys dive into the stomach-turning health code violations, complete with news clips about roaches in the sauce. This leads to a surprisingly educational segment about edible roaches and their nutritional benefits – who knew they were packed with healthy fats and protein?

The conversation takes a serious turn discussing an Idaho teacher's assistant who allegedly had an inappropriate relationship with a student, documented on school cameras and Snapchat. The group debates whether "too drunk to remember" might be the worst legal defense in history, while Bill offers a measured take on how schools should handle such incidents without creating unnecessary panic.

The episode wraps up with everyone's favorite segment: "Closest to the Pen," another Kevin original that puts Dan and Bill's skills to the test. Play along at home and see if you can beat their scores!

Join Bill, Danny, and Kevin for an episode that manages to be simultaneously hilarious, disturbing, and somehow educational. You'll never look at Texas Roadhouse the same way again!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Enjoy!