This week, from the Slav Peasants and Herdsmen comes a tale of, well, everything. A princess is left to die on a deserted island. In spite of everything, she thrives, at least until she pisses off her downstairs neighbor, an ogre with sleep breath. Luckily, a prince has assembled a superfluous army and is on his way to save her—with an assist from Baba Yaga and a magic horse inhabited by Keith Richards.

(the ad pans to the driveway where a horse is standing with a big red bow on its back)

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