Hero (Parody of Diva by The Kid LAROI, featuring Lil Tecca)

*Original written by: Charlton Howard, Dez Wright, & Tyler-Justin Sharpe

**Sending out a special delivery, full of thank you’s and shout out’s, to everyone listed below:

-to Sir Daniel Fortesque, the one and only true hero of Gallowmere

-to The Kid LAROI & Lil Tecca, for inventing the original song

-to the SCE Cambridge Studio & to Sony Computer Entertainment, for creating the game MediEvil; their game both lovingly and magically filled countless hours of my childhood with joyous playtime with my beloved gaming console of choice, the Sony PlayStation

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-to my awesome brother, Daniel Martinek, for buying me a perfect Sir Fortesque figurine, and for custom designing, sculpting, painting, and gifting me a wickedly talented sculpture of Sir Daniel Fortesque and of Jack of The Green- all perfectly placed in the treasured MediEvil level entitled The Asylum Grounds!!!

-Hero Lyrics-

Fortesque’s my hero
Never a zero
Back from the dead fighting,
Because of Zarok, destroying evil
Skeleton with armor
Chalice complete, to the next level
Jump, duck, dash, so
At home with MediEvil
He throws, chicken drumsticks at his haters
He grows, after rescuing fairies and amber
He owes, gold coins for enchantments to his broadsword
Cause Daniel, he’s known
For decimating MediEvil

Daniel:
Fighting scarecrows
Not on any payroll
Shooting flaming arrows
Cutting zombies to size though
Solving Jack of the Green’s riddles
Not missing his missing jawbone
Slaying regardless of missing an eyeball

Hard to keep many friends close
When you get raised from the dead
Loving the way your health sparkles
Green, from the ground, heaven-sent

Back from the dead; he’s on a mission
No need to fly, he’s all over the map
Some think he’s a weakling,
In the Hall of Heros
Fire to get the witch’s talisman

Danny, he’s a hero
Glorious hero
Just needs a solidified statue
To be a Hall of Heros hero
Better than watching a movie,
Cause MediEvil’s all about the adventure
Thanks to my bro’s art,
Own a Sir Daniel Fortesque sculpture

Fortesque’s my hero
Never a zero
Back from the dead fighting,
Because of Zarok, destroying evil
Skeleton with armor
Chalice complete, to the next level
Jump, duck, dash, so
At home with MediEvil
He throws, chicken drumsticks at his haters
He grows, after rescuing fairies and amber
He owes, gold coins for enchantments to his broadsword
Cause Daniel, he’s known
For decimating MediEvil

To fight Zarok, bring on your lightning
Plus there’s pumpkin madness,
Use a cog, like magic, in the grainery
Going back and forth, through mazes, like I’m crazy

He’s remained, and created a legacy
Turn on my PlayStation, ready and waiting
On pirate ships, plus thwarting stained glass
To that torturous tower of villains obliviates me

Bronze shield, bronze shield
That is what he’s sporting
‘98 I remember still for
The year in which he was resurrected
Forever keep his image in my shadow box, because he’s haunted
Inherent treasure, yup, that’s Dan
The force’s always been with him

Fortesque’s my hero
Never a zero
Back from the dead fighting,
Because of Zarok, destroying evil
Skeleton with armor
Chalice complete, to the next level
Jump, duck, dash, so
At home with MediEvil

-End-

Parody by Melissa Smith:
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