We're in Scotland this week for a Hallmarkian tale of love, betrayal, and brotherly envy at Christmas. Harold is the loud Earl brother, but it's the quiet Earl brother, Paul, who wins the princess's heart. Over winter break, Harold will consult local dwarf and carbuncle enthusiast Snorro for help winning her back, unaware that his aunt has already done the same. Can Paul's budding romance survive when the schemes converge? Join us!

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