As grown men I am pretty sure we are more excited for Halloween than when we were kids - Our morning started with a story from a woman in West Virginia who had a poo geyser erupt in her house last night - A West Virginia school was placed on lockdown when a man entered the school Tuesday morning during morning announcement and told staff that he wanted to sing Justin Bieber songs to students.... - Coach Tomlin had his press conference yesterday and a HUGE swing and miss by all the local media... No one asked him if he is dressing up for Halloween or if he is handing out full size candy bars - NO ONE IS SAFE ON HALLOWEEN... Face Paint is now dangerous for kids... Sooooo Cancel Halloween because Masks are deadly... Costumes catch on fire... The Candy is poison and NOW FACE PAINT NOOOOOOOO - A condom store around the Poconos has two skeletons having sex in their main window with a sign saying use condoms or you will end up F'ing Dead....Sooo...We did a Bone on Bone slow jam