Grab your eggnog, light up those Christmas lights, and get ready for holiday hijinks as we sleigh into the season! This week, Trevin faces a marketing crisis after stumbling upon an Amazon ad for Crime Junkie while shopping for cat products. Inspired, he asks Amanda the million-dollar question: what weird products could promote Live, Laugh, Larceny? Meanwhile, Amanda’s holiday dilemma is that a wanted poster criminal plastered all over town looks suspiciously like her husband. Coincidence, or something sinister?

The holiday trivia keeps things festive as Amanda asks, which Christmas song was the first to be played in space with a musical instrument? Spoiler: it’s out of this world. And Trevin takes us to Japan, where a surprising Christmas tradition features… Kentucky Fried Chicken? Yes, really.

Our true petty crime stories are the ultimate stocking stuffers this week:
🎅 Inspired by Santa – Jesse Berube, a thief with big Santa energy, finds himself stuck in a literal tight spot during a holiday break-in at Lori’s Little Shack in Citrus Heights, California.
🧥 A Historic Ugly Sweater Party – Michael Rohana of Bear, Delaware, crashes a museum party and leaves with more than just holiday cheer.

If you’ve ever wondered how petty crime and Christmas spirit can collide, this is the episode for you!

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