St. Patrick's Day has come and gone and we've got some stupid stories from Boston--the home of the most Irish--who brought the "Borg". If you've ever had a "flapper" in your nose: A nose goblin that's hiding up in the netheregions that you can't get to. One man was digging away so hard, he punctured an artery. A couple learns a lesson about keeping a dog in the house with a loaded gun in bed.

In this episode...

• [A Piece Of My Mind] Sorry, Kids. Millennial Parents Say "NO Sleep-overs"; 
• At Least 13 Facing Charges As Gen Z "Borg" Drinking Trend Takes Over St. Patrick’s Day Parade In Boston; 
• Botox Use Has Become So Frequent Some Users Are Developing Immunity; 
• A Guy Picked His Nose Too Aggressively & Hit an Artery; 
• Surprised TV News Anchor Reports on Man Shot in Leg by His Dog; 
• Woman Accused Of Selling Human Toes Puked By Dogs Avoids Jail; 
• Uber Driver Says a Mom Left Her BABY in His Car to Make Sure He Didn't Leave; 
• Embalmer Accused Of Severing Dead Man’s Penis–Then Stuffed It In The Corpse’s Mouth!

My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is trying out red light therapy for his sinuses...after they heal from a bad infection. He'll also answer some burning questions about lending a betting boyfriend money for March Madness & whether a dad should bail out an adult son like his ex-wife wants him to! Test your stupidity against Pancho to figure out if this headline is fake news or a real Florida fact: "A Holiday man was arrested for driving a stolen car with a monkey riding shotgun." And read all the real stories from this week's episode in the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Telegram channel! Download the app & get stupid at t.me/InsaneErikLane!