The Goblin Market is primarily a story about getting very horny for various fruits, told in verse, proving once and for all that applying poetry is the quickest way to make any subject real weird. Amy talks about sisters Liz and Laura, the contours of their fruit lust, and vows to never EVER stray into a glen after dark.

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