GENTLEMEN WEVE BEEN BUILDING OUR LIVES ON PILES OF SHIT

AND ITS LIKE THE GUY AT WORK THAT NEVER WEARS DEORORANT

WE CAN SMELL HIM 30 STEPS AWAY, AS WE WHISPER UNDER OUR BREATH

PLEASE DONT COME MY WAY,... GOD PLEASE DONT COME MY WAY......


THAT STINKY BASTARD HAS GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO HIS LINGERING STENCH....

MUCH LIKE WEVE GROWN USE TO THE FAMILIAR CUSTOM OF OUR OWN ORDINARY ODORS....

AND IF IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT

THERES A GOOD CHANCE ITS SHIT, THERES NO SUGAR COATING THE HARD TRUTH

AND WE WANT TO CONSTRUCT SOMETHING MEMORABLE, A DAMN GOOD LIFE, NOT ONLY ONE

WORTH LIVING, BUT ONE WORTH SHARING....A LIFE WORTH SMILING OVER AS WE ROCK IN THE CHAIR OF LIFE

BUT IF YOUR LIKE MOST MEN CAUGHT IN THE SNARE OF THE SYSTEMS DECEPTION......


YOUR FOUNDATION IS PROBABLY ABOUT AS SOLID AS A KIM KARDASHIAN RELATIONSHIP

OHH ITS STRONG AT FIRST, YOUR ALL IN, AND THEN BOOOM, SOME BIPOLAR SHIT HAPPENS

AND YOU MOVE ONTO THE NEXT PROMISING HOPE....

WEVE HOP SKOTCHED OUR WAY THROUGH LIFE JUST HOPING SOMETHING GOOD WILL EVENTUALLY STICK.......

AND HELL ITS QUITE HUMOUROUS TO OBSERVE THE CAVING IN OF OTHER PEOPLES IGNORANCE

BUT HOW QUICK ARE WE TO DISCERN OUR OWN FAULTY FOUNDATIONS....

BECAUSE GOD ITS QUITE THE LABORIOUS TASK TO JUDGE WHY WE KEEP FALLING FLAT ON OUR ASSES...

SO HOW DO WE KEEP FROM SINKING DEEPER INTO THE MIRE OF OUR OWN IGNORANCE....

CAUSE GOD IM TIRED OF SMELLING LIKE SHIT

WELLLL THE LINCH PIN TO FACILITATING SMOOTH PROGRESSION, OR AS SMOOTH AS LIFE WOULD ALLOW...

IS A ROCK SOLID FOUNDATION....THE STRONGER THE ROOTS, THE HIGHER THE TREE KIND OF MENTALITY...

WHAT ARE YOU DUG INTO.....AND IF THE WINDS OF CHANGE, AND OBSTACLES AND ADVERSITY

COME WITH A TORRENTIAL FIERCENESS......WILL YOU BE ABLE TO FACE THE CHALLENGE WITH A SMILE AND START FLYING A KITE,

OR WILL YOU FOLD QUICKER THAN JOE BIDEN IN AN OPEN QUESTION DEBATE......


STRONG FOUNDATIONS ARE FOR THOSE THAT WANT TO BUILD STRONG LIVES

LIVES THAT SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES....LIVES THAT WE ALL DREAM OF....

AND THERES PLENTY OF GRIFTERS THAT WOULD SELL YOU SOME SNAKE OIL....

THAT GREASY BULLSHIT THAT COSTS YOU 199 DOLLARS AND 99 CENTS....

PROMISES YOU A 6 PACK...SIX FIGURES,,,,...AND UNLIMITED WOMEN...

BUT FOR A MAN ON A BUDGET, AND ONE WITH SOME ACTUAL SENSE...WHAT IS A GOOD FOUNDATION.....


A STRONG FOUNDATION IS SIMPLE....ITS NOT A MAZE OF ENDLESS CONSTRUCTION.....

ITS NOT A 1000 PAGE INSTRUCTION MANUAL....

A MANS FOUNDATION SHOULD BE HIS MAXIM...A CREED AND BACKBONE WHICH EVERYTHING HE DOES BRANCHES FROM.

A MAXIM BEING A SHORT PITHY STATEMENT THAT HOLDS YOUR RULES OF CONDUCT...

CONCISE AND FORCEFULLY EXPRESSIVE......

SUCH AS .......I WILL LIVE EVERYDAY WITH PERFECT COURAGE

OR.....I CHOOSE TO LIVE LIFE WITH BALLS AND BACKBONE...

HELL MAN IT CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE , BUT JUST HAVE A DAMN MAXIM

ONE YOU NOT ONLY LIVE FOR, BUT YOU WOULD DIE FOR...

AND THATS THE BARRIER BETWEEN MICE AND ACTUAL MEN....

YOU SEE MICE LIVE IN OTHER PEOPLES HOMES, BUT MEN MAKE THEIR OWN DOMAINS

AND WERE TIRED OF PIGGY BACKING OFF OF YESTERDAYS DREAMS...

WERE TIRED OF LIVING IN THE GUESTROOM

AND THE ONLY WAY TO PULL OURSELVES UP FROM THE SOGGY DEPTHS OF AIMLESSNESS IS TO BUILD UPON SOMETHING STRONGER....

OUR FOUNDATION IS OUR CODE, AND OUR CODE OPENS OR CLOSES DOORS,,,,,

YOURE EITHER BUILDING OR COLLAPSING....THERE IS NO IN BETWEEEN....

SO WHAT IS YOUR MAXIM,,,,WHAT CODE DO YOU LIVE BY....

DOES YOUR LIFE RESEMBLE THE FOUL SMELL OF ANOTHER KARDASIAN BREAKUP

ORRR ARE THEY MAKING OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS ABOUT YOUR BADASS LIFE...