Welcome to Cricket is Daft. If you agree with that sentiment then you're in the right place. Tommy Stewart, Sam Hartford, Jonny Gaymer and Ronan Clowes unite for an ODI World Cup preview that has nothing to do with the cricket. What if edible wickets decided a match? Would you have Jason Roy's ability if it meant having his tattoos? Plus there's Sunday League bowlers wearing helmets, Argentinian ultras at Lord's and plenty more.