Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo implied that unvaccinated people could ‘Wind Up Killing Your Grandmother’. Officials are taking the claim seriously since Cuomo has killed more Grandmothers than anyone.

A Missouri woman clearing overgrowth from her backyard found a “live” World War II-era Japanese bomb. Finding the bomb really blew up her weekend plans.

A Florida teen that allegedly rigged the election for homecoming queen is being charged as an adult. While awaiting trial she has been hired as the head of election security at Dominion.

A Philippine collector has amassed a super-sized collection of over 20,000 fast-food toys. In addition to the toys he has also amassed a supersized case of diabetes.

A farmer in Belgium has inadvertently redrawn the country's border with France by moving a stone marking the boundary between the two countries. And just like any other incident the French have been involved in they apologized and accepted the loss.

A new report has found that lumber costs have added $36,000 to the average price of a new home. This was not news for men with ED as they already knew it was expensive to get wood.

A Florida woman found a cigarette inside her Taco Bell meal. Not to be outdone Waffle House has started adding Hashish to their hash browns.

These are the jokes for May 10, 2021. I’m James Creviston you can find me on YouTube and this is You Already Know.