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The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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8 DEC 2025 · We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say the N-word, and much more.
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1 DEC 2025 · Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are live! We talk possible war with Venezuela as President Trump closes their airspace, the L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calling Spencer Pratt a liar, more "proof" of UFOs in the 40s and 50s, an infuriating gaming story, and loads more.
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18 NOV 2025 · President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, plus we learn of a woman with real superpowers, the British government withholding important *****-19 data, and Sam talks Skankfest!
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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10 NOV 2025 · Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 pipe bomb plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 50-year-mortgages, Sam goes to a circus, and Leslie Jones takes on Tony Hinchcliffe on this episode of Broken Simulation!
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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3 NOV 2025 · We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escaped monkeys, an insane CIA plot that recently came to light, an NFL missed kick conspiracy, and much more on this live Broken Simulation!
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Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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23 OCT 2025 · We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color.
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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13 OCT 2025 · We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire.
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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6 OCT 2025 · We talk Candace Owen's explosive new theory about Tyler Robinson and his role in the Charlie Kirk event, plus Kanye has a list of his own, and we get into recent reports about Theo Von's taping on this special live edition of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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172: Nic Cage/Charlie Kirk Connection + Rogan Club Gone Woke? + Tim Dillon Fired From Saudi Festival
29 SEP 2025 · Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim Dillon being fired from a gig in UAE and the big Saudi comedy festival, we get into Steven Crowder's take on Kirk, and we address allegations that Joe Rogan's comedy club has gone woke (or is it extreme right-wing?!). Oh, and we listen to a creepy 911 crypid phone call.
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Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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22 SEP 2025 · We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he never mentioned Kirk. Mark Zuckerberg's big live Meta glasses event was an epic fail. Candace Owens has compelling info. And we look at new UAP footage, all on this new Broken Sim.
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More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.
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