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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

  • Dr. Daniela Zappi - Brazilian Plant Ecology

    3 JUL 2024 · Dr. Daniela Cristina Zappi is a Brazilian botanist, plant collector, and research scientist at the herbarium of the Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew noted for studying and describing Neotropical flora, Rubiaceae, and Cactaceae. She has described over 90 species, most recently a new species in the cactus genus Uebelmannia (U.nuda).  In this episode of Crime Pays, we discuss the different biomes and plant communities of Brazil, what "ecological islands" are, the biogeography of the cactus family, bat pollination in Pilosocereus, edaphic endemism in "ironstone" habitats of Northern Brazil and how iron-rich soils affect the evolution of the plants that grow on them, and why truckstop food in Brazil is not only tasty but also so damn healthy. 
    Played 1h 50m 56s
  • Zoe Schlanger, Author of The Light Eaters

    27 JUN 2024 · Zoe Schlanger is the author of newly released book "The Light Eaters", which shines a new light on researchers studying plant "intelligence" and behavior.
    Played 1h 45m 56s
  • Texas Botany with Michael Eason

    24 JUN 2024 · The state of Texas is one of the most diverse states for plants (and geology) in the US, and contains a large number of plant species that can't be found anywhere else in the United States, yet at the same time an enormous amount of land and plant habitat is being destroyed every day (240,000 acres a year) ,pushing more than a few plant species towards population decline. This episode is a conversation with botanist and author Michael Eason from San Antonio Botanic Garden about plant conservation in Texas, why the Edwards Plateau is so special, walking the sometimes tenuous line between conservation and coordinating with private property owners in a state where 96% of the land is private, Texas Native Plant Landscaping, and a bunch more.
    Played 1h 53m 54s
  • Andrew "The Arborist" Conboy

    18 JUN 2024 · In this we talk with Andrew Conboy about street trees, urban forestry, habitat restoration, getting stoked on native plant life and how it's practical more than puritanical, Philly, botanic gardens, and more.
    Played 1h 31m 8s
  • Guanajuato, Mexico Recap Part 2 - Floristic Affinities & Biogeography

    13 JUN 2024 · Two hours of rants about wonderful plants in Central Mexico. A follow-up to the previous episode and a description of plant species, taxonomic affinities and habitats encountered in the mountains of Querétaro and Guanajuato States, Mexico. Also a brief gear list and explanation of the various tools used when botanizing desert mountains. Why the genus Garrya (the silktassels) is so cool, A new Astrolepis sp. (Undescribed) Stevia pyrolifolia (Asteraceae) - it's waxy-as$ leaves at 10,000 feet Dyscritothamnus filifolius (Asteraceae) and the limestone cliffs and sketchy roads it inhabits Vallesia glabra (Apocynaceae) Spondias purpurea (Anacardiaceae) Strombocactus disciformis (Cactaceae) Lophophora diffusa (Cactaceae) Mammillaria perezdelarosa ssp andersoniana  Arctostaphylos pungens (Ericaceae) Comarostaphylis polifolia (Ericaceae) and a ton more 
    Played 1h 55m 43s
  • Central Mexico Recap & Habitat Summary

    11 JUN 2024 · This episode sponsored by Fiberpad, where you can glue duct-taped wheatgrass and fiberglass to your face in order to clear up any blemishes nice. What can limestone do for you and how does it form? A long, winding rant through the mountains of Querétaro about habitats and species encountered at elevations between 6,000' and 10,000' including: Karwinskia humboldtiana (Rhamnaceae) Baccharis conferta (Asteraceae) Penstemon campanulatus (Plantaginaceae)  Ariocarpus kotschoubeyanus (Cactaceae) Kadenicarpus pseudomacrochele (Cactaceae) Isolatocereus dumortieri (Cactaceae) Opuntia stenopetala (Cactaceae) Pinguicula moranensis (Lentibulariaceae) Quercus crassipes (Fagaceae) Agave salmiana subsp. crassispina (Asparagaceae, Agavoideae) Dasylirion longissimum (Asparagaceae, Nolinoideae) Various Stevia sp.  (Asteraceae) featuring mountains made out of marble, seafloors made out of calcium-rich muck, and much more.
    Played 1h 45m 53s
  • Pollination Systems & Bird Pollination with Jeff Ollerton

    28 MAY 2024 · Jeff Ollerton is a pollination biologist and researcher based out of the EU and currently working in KunMing, Yunnan Province, China. He has written two excellent books - one entitled "Pollinators and Pollination" and another entitled "Birds and Flowers" about birds as pollinators. In this nearly two hour long conversation we talk about a variety of taxa as well as ecological phenomena. I am still kicking myself for forgetting to bring up the topic of the South African monocot genus Strelitzia (Order Zingiberales) which has a weighted-lever-mechanism that allows only birds to access the stamens.
    Played 2h 9m 26s
  • Rio Grande Valley Botany with Ernest Herrera

    25 MAY 2024 · In this episode we talk with field botanist Ernest Herrera about the rich floristic diversity of the Rio Grande Valley region of South Texas and Northern Mexico. We talk about a variety of cool plant species as well as the cultural history and cultural repression of this unique region, how it will adapt to climate change, how to change culture in order to get people to start appreciating their native flora more, how to convince people to kill their lawns, what happened to horned lizards, what's up with Texas Tortoises, and a sh*t ton more. Ernest Herrera is a botanist, herper, and field biologist born and raised in South Texas.
    Played 1h 58m 13s
  • Central Texas Orchids, Limestone sinkholes, New Aster species

    22 MAY 2024 · In this episode we talk about why plant "rescue" is a bullshit term, how Epipactis is probably pollinated hoverflies that it dupes, whats up with this new species of Asteraceae discovered in the Chihuahua desert, why people who don't know much about botany or ecology initially prefer non-native plants orver native ones, best place to get a Texas toast waffle machine, stealing a bus bin from Olive Garden, etc Note : I mistakenly say Deb "described" this new species of composite. I meant to say "discovered". Blame my sleep deficit gfy
    Played 1h 51m 30s
  • Death Valley Botany with Matt Berger

    30 APR 2024 · In this episode we talk with Botanist Matt Berger about Death Valley Plants, discovering new species, Limestone endemic plants, Dune Beetles, Desert Shrimp, specifist.ecology and more.
    Played 2h 47s

A show about plants as viewed through the lens of evolution and ecology with a side of deranged ranting, crass humor, occasional profanity, & the perpetual search for the filthiest...

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A show about plants as viewed through the lens of evolution and ecology with a side of deranged ranting, crass humor, occasional profanity, & the perpetual search for the filthiest taqueria bathroom.

Plant ecology, systematics, taxonomy, floral chemistry, biogeography and more.

Joey Santore was a degenerate railroader for 15 years during which he taught himself Botany by reading textbooks and research papers in the cab of the locomotive while stealing time from work. He has traveled to 11 different countries studying plant communities. He is the host of the YouTube channel Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't and the host of the show Kill Your Lawn on EarthX TV.
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