5 JUL 2024 · Maura apologizes for the leafblowers who decided to set up shop outside her office window, in the desert, wHERE THERE ARE NO LEAVES TO BLOW This week:   - Jill Biden is pulling all of the strings of the worst marionette anyone’s ever seen  - A decisive ruling on what nonbinary and trans athletes should be allowed, and which ones Megan Rapinoe secretly hates - Meghan Markle gives terrible gifts, except she doesn’t, but we needed to talk about her so   Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

28 JUN 2024 · Meghan is a bad bad mean lady :( This week:  - When Taylor met with Prince William and his kids, it was actually a jab at Meghan and Harry? Somehow? - Meghan’s dad is very sad and confused as to why he’s estranged, does not do introspection about this - A sex expert says women should stop having so many FEELINGS and just wait for engagement before having sex Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

21 JUN 2024 · Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week:   - A friend of Harry and Meghan posted a picture of Meghan’s jam and dog biscuits at tHE MOST OFFENSIVE TIME - Bill Belichick is in loooooove (do not ask any more questions about it) - Justin Timberlake’s lawyer says he’s got some stuff to say (he does not) Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

14 JUN 2024 · He’s a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do.  This week:  - Taylor Swift could swing the election if she just endorsed Biden (she already has)  - Princess Catherine sends a typo-ridden letter to the Irish Guards, of which she is somehow the colonel  - Prince William’s private personal item is not nearly as exciting as we were hoping   Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

7 JUN 2024 · We’ve got these fails in the bag. This week:   - Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might  - Donald Trump’s wife is very brave and beautiful, don’t mention the other stuff - Ben Affleck and JLo are, of course, the worst people to ever exist  Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

31 MAY 2024 · What’s the opposite of manifesting? That’s what we’re doing.  This week:  - Ben Affleck is being GROSS and maybe DIVORCED??? - Is Kate Middleton coming back to work? Or maybe adopted? - You cowards don’t want to admit that maybe the Erewhon soup is good  Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

24 MAY 2024 · Don’t worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week:   - A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy Clarkson is, once again, the hottest Brit on the cursed little island  - SSRIs cause a fate worse than death, which is a thing that depressed people often face without treatment  - Kevin Spacey, given a platform and 7 movies in as many years, still thinks this whole thing wasn’t really fair :/  Please note: if you or a loved one need help, the Suicide & Crisis lifeline offers 24/7 support. All you have to do is call or text 988. The national sexual assault hotline, operated by https://www.rainn.org/resources, is also reachable 24/7 at 1-800-656-4673.  Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

17 MAY 2024 · We hope everything’s going Arche-well. This week:  - RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his brain worm - A clerical error gives Meghan and Harry’s haters a reason to hashtag another day  - Cycling spandex should be canceled, but not because of this Good Morning America host Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

10 MAY 2024 · Fail to the chief. This week:   - Prince Harry’s family does not show up to support a good cause, obviously Harry is to blame - Barron Trump, who has never said a word in public, is a president in the making - The Met Gala is probably not cursed, but man do we wish it was Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

3 MAY 2024 · We’re ailing from all this failing. This week:  - King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Let’s knock Will and Kate while we’re at it - Meghan and Harry are going to Nigeria, a great affront to the crown - White bread has been vilified and we’ve had ENOUGH Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.