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🎧 Hi, I'm Cindy. Yes, that's really my voice you're hearing, and these are my original stories. If you enjoy cozy fantasy, magical adventures, and a little humor mixed in...
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🎧 Hi, I'm Cindy. Yes, that's really my voice you're hearing, and these are my original stories. If you enjoy cozy fantasy, magical adventures, and a little humor mixed in with your fairy-tale chaos for women over 50, grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let me tell you a story. Whether you're relaxing at home, working around the house, or listening on a drive, these family-friendly adventures are safe for little ears, too. 🍞 A Got Any Toast Audio Original ✨📖🎧
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30 OCT 2026 · I Went to the Farmers Market for Homemade Soap and Apparently I'm the Witch They've Been Waiting For
A Got Any Toast Audio Original 🎙️🧙♀️✨ I went to the farmers market for one thing. Soap. That's it. Just a few bars of lavender goat milk soap and maybe some local honey if I was feeling adventurous. Instead, I walked through the wrong arch, got dropped into a hidden witch market, and was immediately mistaken for a legendary witch who disappeared three hundred years ago. Now an entire coven is convinced I've returned to fulfill an ancient prophecy. They think my cell phone is a magical artifact. My reading glasses are apparently the Mark of Wisdom. And somehow I've been put in charge of solving magical disputes that have been causing problems for centuries. Including: 🐈 A holy war over black cats
🥄 A hundred-year argument about stirring soup
🌉 A bridge nobody has crossed in fifty years
📜 A sacred text that may actually be a grocery list. With the help of an overly enthusiastic apprentice, a retired witch who would rather grow tomatoes than run a religion, and a collection of cats who seem to have more common sense than everyone else combined, I may be the only person standing between an entire magical society and the truth. The problem? I'm not the Founder. At least... I don't think I am. If you love cozy fantasy, magical mishaps, laugh-out-loud humor, found family, talking cats, witchy adventures, and ordinary women thrown into extraordinary situations, you'll feel right at home. ☕ Cozy Fantasy
🧙♀️ Witches & Magic
😂 Fantasy Comedy
🐈 Talking Cats
✨ Portal Fantasy
🌙 Magical Misadventures
💙 Southern Humor & Charm
🎙️ Author-narrated audiobook, written and narrated by Cindy S. Brainerd Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/gotanytoastaudio--7449152/support.
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15 OCT 2026 · 🎧 I Agreed to One Haunted House Tour and a Vampire Thinks He's in Love | A Got Any Toast Audio Original ✨ Welcome to my corner of the internet, where I make one perfectly normal decision and immediately end up in another world. I stop to take a picture of a fairy ring and get kidnapped by a fairy prince. I go to a fall festival and get claimed by a Pumpkin King. I agree to a haunted house tour and end up trapped in a vampire court.
- At this point, my character can't go buy a loaf of bread without accidentally triggering an ancient prophecy.
If you enjoy fantasy, romance, humor, magical chaos, and a 51-year-old heroine who would really rather be at home with her husband and cat, you're in the right place. 📘 Read This Book on KDP----- Coming soon. ➡️ Available Now on Amazon Kindle. Today's adventure: I went on a haunted house tour looking for hot chocolate and a restroom. Instead, I accidentally stumbled into a hidden vampire court where a dramatic vampire lord is convinced I'm the reincarnation of his long-lost queen. The only problem? I have a husband at home, a diabetic cat, and absolutely no interest in becoming anyone's immortal soulmate. If you enjoy cozy fantasy, paranormal romance, awkward vampires, Southern humor, and heroines who refuse to be impressed by magical nonsense, this story is for you. ✨ Narrated by Cindy. All stories on this channel are my original creations. I do use AI to make my thumbnails. Also, I'm totally real, because I make mistakes, and I really don't fix them anymore. Why? Because I'm old and I can do that. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/gotanytoastaudio--7449152/support.
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10 OCT 2026 · 🎧 Hi, I'm Cindy. Yes, that's really my voice you're hearing, and these are my original stories. If you enjoy cozy fantasy, magical adventures, humor, and a touch of chaos, grab your favorite drink and settle in. Whether you're relaxing at home, working around the house, or listening during a drive, these family-friendly adventures are safe for little ears, too. 🍞 A Got Any Toast Audio Original 🎃✨📖🎃 I Tried to Enjoy the Fall Festival and a Pumpkin King Ruined Everything 📘 Read the book on Kindle: I was supposed to be spending a perfectly normal Saturday at a fall festival with my friend and her children. There were pumpkins. There were hayrides. There was funnel cake. Everything was going according to plan. Then a Pumpkin King climbed out of a glowing pumpkin patch and declared me the Harvest Queen. Unfortunately for him, I'm already happily married. Now I'm trapped in a magical kingdom where scarecrows enforce the law, black cats run the mail, pumpkins gossip, and an entire realm seems convinced I'm destined to wear a crown I never asked for. The Pumpkin King insists fate has chosen me. I insist fate can take a number and wait its turn. All I want is to get back home to my husband, our annual Halloween movie marathon, and a life that does not involve royal responsibilities, magical prophecies, or being turned into a seasonal pie. A laugh-out-loud fantasy adventure filled with autumn magic, pumpkin-spiced chaos, enchanted creatures, and one very stubborn woman determined to prove that love is a choice, not a prophecy. Because sometimes your happily-ever-after is already waiting for you at home. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/gotanytoastaudio--7449152/support.
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10 OCT 2026 · I took a picture of a fairy ring and ruined my life. Three days later, a seven-foot-tall fairy prince appeared in Walmart, declared I was his fated mate, and whisked me away to a magical kingdom. The only problem? I'm already happily married. Now I'm trapped in a realm filled with opinionated horses, overworked goblins, ancient prophecies, and a fairy prince who refuses to accept that "no" is a complete sentence. While Prince Fenix is convinced destiny has chosen me to be his queen, I have only one goal: Get home to my husband. A laugh-out-loud fantasy adventure filled with magical chaos, fairy-tale absurdity, found family, and a heroine determined to get back to the life she loves. Because sometimes true love isn't written in the stars. Sometimes it's the man at home who paused your favorite show and is waiting for you to come back. 🎧 Hi, I'm Cindy. Yes, that's really my voice you're hearing, and these are my original stories. If you enjoy cozy fantasy, magical adventures, and a little humor mixed in with your fairy-tale chaos, grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let me tell you a story. Whether you're relaxing at home, working around the house, or listening on a drive, these family-friendly adventures are safe for little ears, too. 🍞 A Got Any Toast Audio Original ✨📖🎧 Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/gotanytoastaudio--7449152/support.
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🎧 Hi, I'm Cindy. Yes, that's really my voice you're hearing, and these are my original stories. If you enjoy cozy fantasy, magical adventures, and a little humor mixed in...
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🎧 Hi, I'm Cindy. Yes, that's really my voice you're hearing, and these are my original stories. If you enjoy cozy fantasy, magical adventures, and a little humor mixed in with your fairy-tale chaos for women over 50, grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let me tell you a story. Whether you're relaxing at home, working around the house, or listening on a drive, these family-friendly adventures are safe for little ears, too. 🍞 A Got Any Toast Audio Original ✨📖🎧
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| Author | Cindy Brainerd |
| Organization | Got Any Toast Audio |
| Categories | Books , Comedy , Comedy Fiction |
| Website | - |
| gotanytoastaudio@gmail.com |
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