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Welcome to the help machine, where late night comedy Meets Personal Development! Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate...
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Welcome to the help machine, where late night comedy Meets Personal Development!
Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main point in personal development but structured in a relatable, comedic and avant-garde way. you have to hear it to believe it!
💪Support The Show AND get merch💪
MERCH - https://the-help-machine.printful.me
*This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. It does not constitute medical, mental health, financial, or legal advice. Always consult a qualified professional for guidance specific to your situation.*
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Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main point in personal development but structured in a relatable, comedic and avant-garde way. you have to hear it to believe it!
💪Support The Show AND get merch💪
MERCH - https://the-help-machine.printful.me
*This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. It does not constitute medical, mental health, financial, or legal advice. Always consult a qualified professional for guidance specific to your situation.*
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28 SEP 2026 · We're sorry..............................sorry.....................................................................................
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sorry..................................................................................................................................sorry
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Leo Gura, https://actualized.org/ This episode includes AI-generated content.
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28 SEP 2026 · HELP! the vulcans are very emotional and need the help machine! the SPACE HELP MACHINE!
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, https://actualized.org/ This episode includes AI-generated content.
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28 SEP 2026 · Tony soprano is a real projector objector, but lets see if the help machine can offer him any assistance after he assaulted his own therapist. This episode includes AI-generated content.
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28 SEP 2026 · This week we learn how to use the force!.. I mean we learn why we shouldn't text and walk at the same time.
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, https://actualized.org/
Rob Dial, The Mindset Mentor This episode includes AI-generated content.
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28 SEP 2026 · This week we learn the dangers of sleeping and why sleeping is in no way beneficial at all to your health. This episode includes AI-generated content.
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28 SEP 2026 · This week we learn that Kermit the frog does not like the smell of bacon. We also learn how to calm our mind so that you don't become a raging alcoholic like Jim Henson!
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, https://actualized.org/ This episode includes AI-generated content.
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28 SEP 2026 · Horace was too depressed to host this weeks show but luckily Jason (your long-time pal and friend) volunteered to man the help machine!
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, https://actualized.org/
Rob Dial, The Mindset Mentor This episode includes AI-generated content.
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27 SEP 2026 · Remove your headphones and lets freak out! This week were drinking 4 whole pots of coffee while we learn to fix our anxiety with the soothing sounds of car alarms and fox news alerts.
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, https://actualized.org/ This episode includes AI-generated content.
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27 SEP 2026 · This week on the ranch we get stuck in traffic and learn the single biggest reason people stay stuck in life....Traffic!
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, https://actualized.org/ This episode includes AI-generated content.
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27 SEP 2026 · This week we prove that material possessions actually do make us happy!
who would have thought??
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, https://actualized.org/
Rob Dial, The Mindset Mentor
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Hoarders (A&E) This episode includes AI-generated content.
Welcome to the help machine, where late night comedy Meets Personal Development! Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate...
show more
Welcome to the help machine, where late night comedy Meets Personal Development!
Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main point in personal development but structured in a relatable, comedic and avant-garde way. you have to hear it to believe it!
💪Support The Show AND get merch💪
MERCH - https://the-help-machine.printful.me
*This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. It does not constitute medical, mental health, financial, or legal advice. Always consult a qualified professional for guidance specific to your situation.*
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Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main point in personal development but structured in a relatable, comedic and avant-garde way. you have to hear it to believe it!
💪Support The Show AND get merch💪
MERCH - https://the-help-machine.printful.me
*This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. It does not constitute medical, mental health, financial, or legal advice. Always consult a qualified professional for guidance specific to your situation.*
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| Author | The Help Machine |
| Organization | The Help Machine |
| Categories | Comedy , Self-Improvement , How To |
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