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All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on...
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All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity!
Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were!
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Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were!
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15 MAR 2025 · This is more complicated than the old country song, "I'm My Own Grandpa". A man fathers a child with a mother AND her daughter. A man tries to father SOMETHING with a TRAIN SEAT. And women spend a week honing the fine art of climaxing. Can it get any more stupid than that? Of course! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" & I will demonstrate in this episode...
In this episode...
- [A Piece of My Mind] Parents Spend 67 Hours a Year "Negotiating" With Their Kids;
- Plan to Build a Road with Radioactive Waste in FL Prompts Legal Challenge;
- Someone Stole a "Thou Shalt Not Steal" Painting from a Church;
- New MN Bill Would Clarify That Used Bong Water Is Not Actually a Drug;
- A TikTok Couple Is Upset Their Mountain Cabin Is on a Mountain;
- Missouri Man Charged for TWICE Trying to Have Sex with a Train Seat;
- And Now...A Mother & Daughter Pregnant at the Same Time By The SAME MAN;
- Weeklong 'Orgasm Retreats' Teach Women How to Climax.
Pancho has very little effort in answering some of the questions this week that are asking if Hooter's is good or bad for women & if it's wrong to take your "work spouse" for a "couple's massage" after a hard day at the job. See if you can figure out the answers along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show to determine if you would be at a Strip Club or a Daycare when you visit a business called, "Daddy's Rabbits" in Richmond, VA!
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8 MAR 2025 · Everybody's got something to say about the way the Ukrainian President got "taken to the woodshed" by President Trump & VP Vance. A Chinese college kid didn't want to say anything about who would find his sex doll...especially his roommate...so he set her on fire. Federal government workers had a LOT to say about their sexual fettishes & fantasies in a NSA chatroom. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is saying alot about the stupidity you're going to hear about this week!
In this episode...
- GONE VIRAL: Trump Kicks Ukraine's Zelensky Out Of White House After Oval Office Blow Up;
- Dumbest TikTok Trend Yet—Dropping Heavier & Heavier Things on Your Foot;
- Man Traumatized by Earthquakes Has Been Living in a Cave for 2 Years;
- A Guy Started a Fire While Trying to Hide His Sex Doll from a Roommate;
- Man Calls Off Wedding After Fiancée Electrocutes Him as Part of Pre-Marital 'Childbirth Pain Test';
- FL Man Arrested For “Odd” Behavior With Chucky Doll;
- Couple Says They Were Forced To Sit Next To Dead Body On Flight;
- TAX Dollars At Work: NSA Transgender Sex Chat Room Uncovered–Employees Caught Talking About Estrogen Injections, Getting “Zapped" In The Butt!
Pancho takes on the burning questions about whether it's "poor sportsmanship" to yell "MISS" at a 12-y/o's basketball game & giving your teenage daughter Ozempic! Play along with Pancho in our 'Insane Games" to figure out of if you're going to a Golf Course or a Rehab!
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5 MAR 2025 · Why spend money on a dog or a cat when you can have one custom-made with artificial intelligence? My Insane FL Nephew didn't make it to the 2025 FL Man Games...even though it was held down the road from his house, but I still do have the details! Suddenly, fashion models are sporting their "coin slots" in style! And it's CRACK-ing people up.
In this BONUS Midweek Episode...
- Dumb Duo Tries to Use a Cannon to Blast Drugs Into a Prison;
- Could Robot Pets Be the Future? Here's What the Experts Are Predicting;
- Doctor Under Fire for Giving Pet Cat a CAT Scan at His Hospital;
- He's Cut Off: Police Seeking Suspect Accused of Urinating All Over Bar;
- FL Woman Accused of Stealing Electricity Sends Great Dane After Deputy;
- Woman Sues Her High School Because She Can’t Read or Write;
- A Drunk Driver Crashed in the Same Spot 2 Nights in a Row at 9:47 PM;
- Man Calls 911—Says His Girlfriend Locked Him In a Storage Unit for a Week;
- School Tries to Cover Huge 65 Ft. Phallic Symbol on Roof That's Visible From Space;
- Looks Like Hooters Is Heading for Bankruptcy;
- NJ Woman Accused Of Running Brothel, & Her Name Fits…;
- City to Solve Homelessness with New Law Banning Sitting & Lying Down;
- A Father Says His Daughter's Name Was Incorrectly Listed as "Unakite Thirteen Hotel";
- A Man Offers to Split a Winning Lotto Ticket...with the Thieves Who Bought It with His Stolen Credit Card;
- Models Bare Plumber’s Cracks at Milan Fashion Week & Style Gurus Are Outraged;
- PA Gambling Addict Lost a $57K Jackpot, Because He'd Previously Banned Himself from the Casino;
- Soccer Game Cancelled After Player's Child Bites Referee's Testicle;
- FL Woman Admits to Vandalizing Ex’s Vehicle...But She Got The Wrong Car; '
- A Woman Was Caught Peeing on Quinoa at a Grocery Store . . . for Her OnlyFans Page;
- (Another SCARY Flight)...Southwest Plane Nearly Collides With Private Jet at Chicago's Midway Airport;
- FL Man Games 2025 Were a Huge Success Again.
More insane stupidity from the latest current event files & we pay tribute to the stupendous stupidity with our Genius Awards!
Don't forget to join the Telegram Channel to get all the links to the stories on the episodes by visiting t.me/InsaneErikLane!
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1 MAR 2025 · There's nothing like getting out of the tub smelling nice & fresh...like a freshly baked PIZZA. China once again is ahead of its time by treating Rheumatism with cat pee. Men seem to be more impressed with enhancing their junk than they think the women are. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, will also relate a story about how much make-up Mrs. Pancho really needs.
In this episode...
- [A Piece of My Mind] "Not Guilty" For Being UGLY: Unattractive Faces May Get a Break In Court;
- Chinese Zoo Sells Tiger Urine for $7, Claims It Treats Rheumatism;
- Papa John's Has Bath Bombs So You Can Bathe in Their Garlic Sauce;
- An IVF Clinic Messed Up, & a Woman Gave Birth to the Wrong Baby;
- Trader Joe’s is Selling Fertilized Chicken Eggs;
- Someone Had a Bad Morning Within 1 Minute: Their Alarm, a 911 Call, & Nudes to Friends;
- Men Are Injecting Their Jawlines With Bone-Like Filler For Chiseled Faces;
- Forget male Botox—Finance Bros LineUp For Penis & Scrotum Fillers.
Pancho answers your burning questions about whether Valentine's Day is just a "Hallmark Holiday" and do women like to be told they look better without makeup. Play along with Pancho & see if you can tell if this headline is fake news or Florida: "A Holiday man had his monkey taken away after the 2 of them were busted for driving a stolen car….."
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26 FEB 2025 · How many chickens do you need living in your HOA to make you feel safe? For one lady, 1 is one too many! An innovative deer hunter found himself fined for doing "double doody" on private property. A crazy ex-girlfriend really sucked at punking her ex-boyfriend's truck! Plus the weekly rundown of the Insane Week In Review & the weekly winners for our Genius Awards all in this Midweek BONUS Episode!
In this episode...
- Doctor Says His Patients Are Still Experiencing Extreme Trauma Over the 2024 Election;
- FL Driver Passes FL Cop Going 129 Miles Per Hour;
- Influencer's 'Gorgeous' Dress Goes Viral for All the Wrong Reasons: 'Period Nightmare';
- An Amazon Driver Ran Over a Pedestrian...& Then Drove Off;
- New Trend? HP Added 15-Minute Minimum Wait Times for Telephone Support Calls...to Force People Online;
- HOA Insists South Jersey Woman Ditch Emotional Support Chickens;
- A Woman Stabbed Her Fiancé in the Neck During an Argument Over a Wedding Venue;
- MI Man Drives to PA to Torch His Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend's House;
- Oklahoma Teen Runaway Slept In Walmart TP Fort;
- Shirtless FL Man Steals Patrol Car, Carjacks Woman in Wild Chase;
- American Airlines Flight Delayed Over Wi-Fi Hotspot Named, 'There Is a Bomb on the Flight';
- Nathan's Famous Wants to Help You Boil Your Franks the '100% NY Way';
- A Deer Hunter Got Busted Hunting from a Camo-Covered Port-a-Potty;
- A Congressman Wants to Rename Greenland "Red, White, & Blueland";
- Amazon Dropped Off A Package—at Mandy Moore's In-Law's Burned Down Home;
- CA Wildfires Ruined Grapes...So Now They're Trying to Make "Smoky Wine" Popular;
- Some People Are Afraid Of Snakes, Spiders. This Woman Has A Fear of Ketchup;
- A Man Claiming He's 6-&-3 in Eluding the Cops Compliments Officers After a Chase;
- Doctors Find 5 Contact Lenses Lost Behind Woman's Eyeball;
- FL Man Pulls A Gun on Customer Waiting For Parking Space At Grocery Store;
- A Woman Filled Her Ex's Gas Tank with "Pre-Sucked Skittles"!
Don't forget to join the TELEGRAM Channel to get the links to all the stupidity from this episode at https://https;//t.me/InsaneErikLane!
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22 FEB 2025 · What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? We do the math. If you like your fortune cookies with a bit more blue, you'd better make sure they are mailed to the right address. Forget taking a sick day...some companies are offering a sex day & the employees are picking this over a bonus check.
In this episode...
- [A Piece of My Mind] Woman Without Kids Posts, Then Deletes Rant About Parents Bringing Their Kids To Costco;
- R-Rated Fortune Cookies Got Sent to the Wrong Restaurants;
- Kayaker Describes Being Swallowed By Humpback Whale;
- Company-Sanctioned 'Sex Days' Could Be Coming: Paid Time Off to Get Freaky 'Boosts Productivity' & Workplace Loyalty;
- How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Paw 'Like a Cat’ on a Cop;
- Man Wins Free Norwegian Cruise Vacation Catches the Flu Onboard & Gets Hit With $47,000 Bill;
- Americans Strip Off for 11-Day Naked Cruise as 'Big Nude Boat' Sets Sail From Miami;
- [TMI…??] Here's What Happens When Astronauts Ejaculate in Space!
We'll find out the answers to burning questions posed to my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, about dating a 30-y/o guy who lives with roommates & wether to date a much older person just for the "perks". In this week's Insane Game Show, would you know if an entertainer by the name of "Dale DaBone" is a Port Star or a Weatherman? Play along with Pancho & find out!
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19 FEB 2025 · Zoos in China must be resorting to anything to bring in visitors. I've got more stories of painted animals posing as exotic exhibits! Potties in Pittsburgh, PA are blowing up...and they're not at the local Mexican restaurants--they're at City Hall! If you want to live a healthy lifestyle, make sure your belly button is oiled well.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
- An Exploding Toilet Landed a Guy in the Hospital;
- Woman charged with harassment in UK's 1st 'cyber-farting' case;
- IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN: Chinese Zoo Paints Chow Chow Dogs to Look Like Tigers;
- Chinese Zoo Accused of Painting Donkeys Black & White to Look Like Zebras: 'Stripes Look a Mess';
- Teacher Charged for Kneeing 4-y/o Elementary Student;
- Woman Arrested on Hit-&-Run Charge After Car Scrapes Tree Branch in Parking Lot;
- FL Man Destroyed Multiple Mailboxes on a Riding Mower, Then Flips It;
- Schools Are Banning Crocs, Claiming They Are a 'Safety Hazard';
- A Couple May Break Up...Over a Beer Run During the Super Bowl;
- How DRUNK Do You Have To Be....To Break Into Bible Study Thinking It Was A Human Trafficking Operation;
- Wellness Junkies Oiling Their Belly Buttons, Armpits for Better Sleep & Stress Relief;
- FL Man 'Barking Like a Dog' for More Than an Hour at Auto Parts Store Arrested for Drugs;
- A Pair of Idiots Got Caught with Drugs After Stopping to Ask Cops for Directions;
- Shoplifters Ordered to Wash Cars Instead Of Serve Jail Time;
- Plane Evacuated After Passenger's 'Stupid Comment';
- Man Blindsided as His Girlfriend 'Hijacks' His Birthday to Propose to Herself on His Behalf;
- FL Woman Fires BB Gun at 2 Teens Riding Their Dirt Bikes;
- A Carton of Eggs Is So Expensive That Stores Are Selling Egg "Loosies";
- There's a "Spreadable Coffee" That You Can Smear on Your Toast;
Stay up-to-date with all the stupid current events with the Insane Week In Review and celebrate the most supendous stupidity with this week's Genius Awards!
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15 FEB 2025 · Do you "email like a man? That could be problematic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has been playing around with "Mrs. Pancho's" GenEmoji app on her phone & well..the results are pretty impressive. He also tells of a lawmaker who protested the election of Donald Trump by sterilizing herself. That'll show him.
In this episode...
- [A Piece Of My Mind] Women Are Trying to Sound More ‘Masculine’ When Emailing Co-Workers, But: ‘It is harmful’;
- [UPDATE!] Toco, The Human Collie, Opens “Zoo” For Others Who Want To Dress Up Like A Dog;
- A Husband's Affair Was Accidentally Outed, When His Fling's Old Navy Jeans Left Green Stains Everywhere;
- Blind Man Gets License to Carry Permit to Make a Point About Gun Laws;
- A Drunk Driver Didn't Know He Was Missing a Tire;
- (It's Come To THIS)...MI State Rep Says She Sterilized Herself To Protest Trump;
- Thief Using Homemade Barcode Ring to Scam Walmart Self-Checkout Tries to Ring Up $300 Grill For Price of Tomato Soup;
- Shopper Left Covered in Feces & Sewage When Toilet Pipe Explodes in Store.
Pancho also answers your questions about when a best friend uses you for their manipulative behavior & whether a wife should return her husband's birthday gift.
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12 FEB 2025 · Ol' Joe Biden is now reppin' through a high-profile Hollywood Talent Agency! How long did you have to hold it in so you didn't miss a big play watching the "Big Game"? How far is too far when it comes to your mother-in-law's freedom to completely redecorate your house? More bizzare but true stories to get you through the week!
In this episode...
- Sweethearts Says Their "Marry Me" Hearts Are Legally Binding This Year;
- (Ruh-roh!) Man Who Faked His Own Death To Avoid Paying Child Support Found Alive At Girlfriend’s House;
- Man Under Investigation After Viral TikTok Video of Him Using Baby to Clean Snow from Car;
- Deputy Busted For Smuggling Drugs in Skittles Bags Onto Cruise Ship;
- From Super Bowl Plays to Baby’s First Steps: Bathroom Anxiety Have Ruined Life’s Best Moments for 1 in 3 People;
- Julian Edelman Recalls Peeing on the Sidelines as a Player: 'You Pull Your Pants Down';
- Lawyers Seeing More People Apply for Canadian Citizenship;
- [Boundaries…] Woman's Mother-in-Law Gives Her Unauthorized Home Makeover;
- 13% of Americans Say God Cares Who Wins the Super Bowl;
- A Man Stole a Car from a Dealership, Because He Spent His "Last $50 to Uber There";
- Heaviest FL Panther Ever Caught Found Relaxing in a Tree;
- Joe Biden Signs with Hollywood Talent Agency;
- This HBO Show Wants Your Crazy FL Man Stories;
- FL Man-Wearing A Dalmatian Onesie-Outruns Troopers, Tasers, & K9's;
- Bride Plans to Give Groomsmen Water Guns Filled with Red Wine to Soak Sister If She Wears White Dress at Her Wedding;
- NY Judge Tried to Get Out of Jury Duty, by Saying He Believed "All Defendants Are Guilty";
- FL Man Who Was Arrested for Arson in a Forest Said He Was Doing a "Controlled Burn";
- Swim Teacher Banned From Profession After Swigging Wine From the Bottle Before Lesson, Falling in Pool;
- Pilot Stopped Teen Who Entered an Airport with Guns, Demanding a Plane!
All the latest current events with the stupid spin & our geniuses who get the awards for the greatest stupidity!
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8 FEB 2025 · Should the Immigration Service start playing Calliope music to draw illegals to an ICE Cream truck? It might work! Do you have a $2 bill on you? You could be branded as a counterfeiter! A new stupid TikTok prank could get you arrested for felony kidnapping. And have you ever thought about the penis of the future? Neither has my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero!
In this Episode...
- [A Piece of My Mind] Terrible TikTok "Prank": "Hey Kids, Wanna Be Kidnapped?";
- A Matchmaking Service Will Find Your Soulmate for $1 Million;
- Young [& Stupid?] Cashiers at Grocery Store Reject Man's $2 Bills Thinking They're Counterfeit;
- La Migra? Las Vegas Ice-Cream Truck Mistaken For ICE Vehicle as Deportation Raids Unfold;
- A Drunk Driver In WI Was So Sloshed, He Maxed Out the Breathalyzer;
- Man Launches 'Villain for Hire' Service That Lets Clients Pose as Heroes;
- Chinese Homeowner Who Refused to Relocate Now Lives in Middle of Motorway;
- Experts Predict What the 'Penis of the Future' Could Look & Feel Like!
Play along with Pancho with the Insane Game Show & see if you can figure out if the business called "Show and Tel" in Philadelphia, PA is a Strip Club or a Daycare!
All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity! Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on...
show more
All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity!
Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were!
show less
Join ”Insane” Erik Lane on a journey through his stupid world where he, with the help of his Insane Florida Nephew, ”Pancho Guero”, will astound your with just how stupid humanity can be! You’ll hear tales of stupid criminal, stupid laws, stupid politicians, and stupid stunts...plus so much more! For the most stupendeous stupidity, there’s the weekly ”Genius Awards” & the latest current event stupidity from the ”Insane Week In Review”. Plus you can test your own stupidity by playing along with ”Pancho” for the weekly ”Insane Game Show” where you will try to determine who is a ”Porn Star” or a ”Weatherman” or if you’re going to a ”Strip Club” or a ”Steak House”! You’ll come away with a fresh feeling of confidence knowing that you’re not as stupid as you thought your were!
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