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🎙️ Morning Crankers is the outrageously funny, no-holds-barred comedy show that kicks your day off with laughs, rants, and raw, unfiltered takes on news, wild stories, pop culture, sports, and...
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🎙️ Morning Crankers is the outrageously funny, no-holds-barred comedy show that kicks your day off with laughs, rants, and raw, unfiltered takes on news, wild stories, pop culture, sports, and everyday absurdities. With a wild mix of morning energy and late-night irreverence, this podcast delivers hilarious offbeat stories, sharp opinions, and unpredictable banter that keep listeners coming back for more.
🔥 Whether tackling national headlines, local craziness, or the downright ridiculous, Morning Crankers finds the humor in everything—nothing is off-limits! If you love bold commentary, comedic chaos, and conversations that go where others won’t, grab your coffee (or something stronger) and tune in. Start your day with the most entertaining, unapologetic show on the internet!
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🔥 Whether tackling national headlines, local craziness, or the downright ridiculous, Morning Crankers finds the humor in everything—nothing is off-limits! If you love bold commentary, comedic chaos, and conversations that go where others won’t, grab your coffee (or something stronger) and tune in. Start your day with the most entertaining, unapologetic show on the internet!
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18 MAR 2025 · Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous! From the official National Days of March 18th (because who doesn’t love a good excuse to celebrate?), to the highly anticipated Young Guns 3 filming in New Mexico—yeehaw! Plus, we dive into sci-fi madness with Mickey 17, an upcoming film that promises mind-blowing twists. But that’s not all! We also discuss Last Breath, the intense survival movie that’ll have you gasping for air. Meanwhile, up north, a Canadian “superhero” is taking on Trump (seriously, you can’t make this stuff up). And in perhaps the most insane news of the day, doctors in Colorado are begging people to STOP mistaking glue for eye drops—yeah, it’s happening way too often. 🤦 Buckle up, grab your coffee, and prepare for the most ridiculous, gut-busting, and unfiltered take on today’s headlines!
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17 MAR 2025 · Today on Morning Crankers, we’re bringing you a jam-packed episode full of history, news, and a little bit of fun! ☕🎙️ 🍀 First, we dive into the rich history of St. Patrick’s Day, uncovering its origins and some of the wild traditions that have developed over time. 🌪️ Then, we shift gears to discuss the devastating storms that recently hit the Ozarks, the impact on local communities, and ways you can help those affected. ⛓️ In a shocking story, we talk about a pastor who was sentenced to prison after taping students’ mouths shut—what happened, and what justice looks like in this case. 🚧 For those in Springfield, MO, we’ve got the latest traffic and road grading updates to help you navigate the chaos. 🔥 And to wrap things up on a delicious note, we explore the Top 5 Weber recipes from Australia—some serious BBQ inspiration from down under! Tune in for laughs, insights, and everything in between!
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🔥 Worst Dates Ever! 🤦♂️ | Crazy Spring Dating Stories & Fun Facts | Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast
14 MAR 2025 · In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the absolute worst dates people have ever been on—from cringe-worthy disasters to hilarious misadventures. Buckle up for some wild dating fails! 🤣 We also celebrate March 14th’s national days, including National Potato Chip Day 🥔 and some other quirky holidays you never knew existed. Spring is in the air! 🌷 But did you know these crazy Spring facts that almost nobody talks about? We’re dropping some surprising knowledge about the season of renewal. Plus, we take a deep dive into the Springfield dating scene—what’s happening in local romance, who’s swiping right, and why dating in Springfield might just be… an extreme sport. 💘🏹 Get ready for laughs, unexpected insights, and our signature unfiltered take on the world! 🔥 Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! 🔥
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13 MAR 2025 · 🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM & More! | Morning Crankers Detailed Description:
In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the 5 best work boots on the market—because if you’re on your feet all day, you need the right gear! Then, we take a wild dive into the discovery of a new human species in Asia, dubbed the "Big Head" species—what does this mean for our understanding of evolution? We also dig into Canada’s new Prime Minister and what this political shakeup could mean for the U.S. and beyond. Plus, the latest updates on the Canada-U.S. tariffs and how they’re impacting trade and businesses on both sides of the border. Finally, is there finally a ceasefire in Ukraine and Russia? We discuss the latest peace agreement efforts and what this could mean for global stability. All this and more, delivered with our signature humor, energy, and unfiltered take on the world! 🔥 Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! 🔥
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12 MAR 2025 · On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the latest wild and hilarious stories making headlines! First, we break down the economy and what’s really happening behind the numbers. Then, we talk about a 4-year-old boy who dialed 911 on his mom—for eating his ice cream! 🍦🚔 Next, you won’t believe this: A rare Pokémon-shaped Cheeto just sold for a jaw-dropping $850K! 💰🔥 Meanwhile, in the world of strange art, someone stole piglets that were supposed to die in an exhibit—was it a heroic rescue or a crime? 🐷🚨 And finally, the highlight of today’s show—Greg and Hans debut their brand-new song Spring Love in the Ozarks! 🎶🌸 Will it be a hit or a hilarious disaster? Tune in and find out! 👉 Listen now, laugh hard, and crank up your morning with Morning Crankers! 🎧🤣
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11 MAR 2025 · In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the shocking death of Thor at the hands of Kang—what does this mean for the future of the MCU? We also dive into Tom Hardy’s new crime series, Mobland, and what fans can expect. Plus, we discuss the significance of March 11 National Day, count down the top 10 worst candies (you might be surprised by some of these), and cover even more trending stories! Tune in for your daily mix of entertainment, news, and humor!
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10 MAR 2025 · In this explosive episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into a groundbreaking new documentary featuring 34 high-level politicians who openly claim that aliens are real—what does this mean for disclosure? Plus, we break down the latest global tensions as China imposes tariffs on Canada, shaking up international trade. We also explore the significance of March 10 National Day, along with other trending stories you need to know. Get your daily dose of news, humor, and sharp insights with Morning Crankers!
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7 MAR 2025 · In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the latest electronics show, and the heartwarming story of a Missouri 5th grader paying off student lunch debt. Plus, we dive into the incredible feat of a 23-week pregnant woman winning a half marathon and a professional skier breaking a record skiing backwards! Start your day with laughter, jaw-dropping stories, and the latest must-know headlines!
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6 MAR 2025 · On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by other countries, and highlight a wonderful father from Independence, MO, who wrote a book about being a great dad. We also talk about the continued high cost of groceries, the states stepping up to eliminate food taxes, and the retirement of Mike Moustakas as a Royal. Plus, plenty more laughs, rants, and offbeat news to kickstart your day!
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5 MAR 2025 · It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man, dive into the insanity of the Florida Man Games (yes, it’s a real thing), and shake our heads at a former high school student suing his school for graduating without knowing how to read or write. And to top it all off, Greg graces us with his, uh… unique Bob Dylan impression. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and all the weirdness you’ve come to love!
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🎙️ Morning Crankers is the outrageously funny, no-holds-barred comedy show that kicks your day off with laughs, rants, and raw, unfiltered takes on news, wild stories, pop culture, sports, and...
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🎙️ Morning Crankers is the outrageously funny, no-holds-barred comedy show that kicks your day off with laughs, rants, and raw, unfiltered takes on news, wild stories, pop culture, sports, and everyday absurdities. With a wild mix of morning energy and late-night irreverence, this podcast delivers hilarious offbeat stories, sharp opinions, and unpredictable banter that keep listeners coming back for more.
🔥 Whether tackling national headlines, local craziness, or the downright ridiculous, Morning Crankers finds the humor in everything—nothing is off-limits! If you love bold commentary, comedic chaos, and conversations that go where others won’t, grab your coffee (or something stronger) and tune in. Start your day with the most entertaining, unapologetic show on the internet!
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🔥 Whether tackling national headlines, local craziness, or the downright ridiculous, Morning Crankers finds the humor in everything—nothing is off-limits! If you love bold commentary, comedic chaos, and conversations that go where others won’t, grab your coffee (or something stronger) and tune in. Start your day with the most entertaining, unapologetic show on the internet!
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| Author | Jeremy Hanson |
| Organization | Hanson's 13 Productions |
| Categories | Comedy , Sports , Entertainment News |
| Website | - |
| morningcrankers@gmail.com |
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