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Wake Up & Laugh with Morning Crankers! 😂Tired of boring headlines? Morning Crankers is your ultimate national source for unfiltered comedy, real news, and the most outrageous stories happening across...
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Wake Up & Laugh with Morning Crankers! 😂Tired of boring headlines? Morning Crankers is your ultimate national source for unfiltered comedy, real news, and the most outrageous stories happening across America. Join your hilarious hosts Jeremy Hanson ("Hans") and Dan Baker ("Gred") every Tuesday and Thursday, with bonus specials and unique segments scattered throughout the week, as they dive into the latest current events, the wildest pop culture moments, the most bizarre real-life tales, and even unleash some hilarious comedy songs they write themselves!This isn't your average news podcast; it's a hilarious, honest, and often irreverent take on what's trending, what's ridiculous, and what really matters. Hans and Gred cut through the noise with sharp wit and infectious humor, ensuring your day starts with a smile, no matter how crazy the world gets. Perfect for your commute, morning routine, or just when you need an escape into pure, unadulterated comedy.From bizarre local happenings to viral internet phenomena and the most talked-about USA headlines, Morning Crankers delivers the laughs alongside the latest updates. Get ready for wild conversations, hilarious commentary, and that unique blend of funny news and original comedy music that only Hans and Gred can provide.Tune in to Morning Crankers for:
Morning Crankers Podcast is packed with laughs, outrageous headlines, and unfiltered commentary that makes it perfect for your daily drive or weekend unwind. Whether you love bizarre news, viral stories, or hilarious takes on current events and pop culture, this show hits every note. From comedy songs to wild real-life stories, we bring you the best in satire and original humor. As one of the top weekly podcasts blending news and laughs, Morning Crankers is your go-to for headline hilarity and American madness. #ComedyPodcast #NewsPodcast #FunnyNews #OutrageousStories #CurrentEvents #Humor #Laughs #WeeklyPodcast #BonusEpisodes #PopCulture #Satire #EntertainmentNews #RealLifeStories #UnfilteredComedy #MorningShow #USANews #AmericanNews #Headlines #WildStories #PodcastForCommute #ComedySongs #OriginalComedy #MusicComedy #PodcastHumor #NationalPodcast #TalkShowComedy #BizarreNews #ViralStories
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- Hilarious News Commentary: Our comedic take on politics, pop culture, and daily headlines.
- Outrageous Real-Life Stories: The craziest, most unbelievable tales from around the country.
- Original Comedy Songs: Get ready for laughs with our uniquely written humorous tunes!
- Unfiltered Comedy: Authentic, spontaneous laughs and witty banter from Hans & Gred.
- Flexible Listening Schedule: New episodes every Tuesday and Thursday, plus surprise bonus content!
- Start Your Day Right: The perfect podcast to brighten your morning commute or routine.
Morning Crankers Podcast is packed with laughs, outrageous headlines, and unfiltered commentary that makes it perfect for your daily drive or weekend unwind. Whether you love bizarre news, viral stories, or hilarious takes on current events and pop culture, this show hits every note. From comedy songs to wild real-life stories, we bring you the best in satire and original humor. As one of the top weekly podcasts blending news and laughs, Morning Crankers is your go-to for headline hilarity and American madness. #ComedyPodcast #NewsPodcast #FunnyNews #OutrageousStories #CurrentEvents #Humor #Laughs #WeeklyPodcast #BonusEpisodes #PopCulture #Satire #EntertainmentNews #RealLifeStories #UnfilteredComedy #MorningShow #USANews #AmericanNews #Headlines #WildStories #PodcastForCommute #ComedySongs #OriginalComedy #MusicComedy #PodcastHumor #NationalPodcast #TalkShowComedy #BizarreNews #ViralStories
Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories
Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories
Jeremy Hanson Myia HansonSupport the Podcast
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23 MAY 2025 · On this wild ride of Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos with a mix of comedy, curiosity, and candid commentary. May 23rd brings us a stacked lineup: we kick off with today’s National Days (and yes, we try to celebrate them all wrong). Then it’s onto a headline that defies belief — a woman missing for 60 years is found alive! From Earth to orbit, we cover China’s space station discovering bacteria from outer space — what could possibly go wrong? We’ll also ruin your nap plans with the itchy truth about using someone else's pillow (spoiler: mites!). In Denmark, the retirement age gets pushed to 70 (ouch), and a disturbing story out of Texas reveals an 11-year-old calling 911 as his mother sets family pets on fire — heavy stuff, but we handle it with care and honest reactions. Finally, we lighten the load with a French town’s hilarious world record attempt: the most people dressed as Smurfs. Blue paint, mayhem, and pure Morning Crankers-style madness.
19 MAY 2025 · In this outrageous episode of Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into May 19th's National Days with our signature comedic twist, and we turn up the heat with our hilarious hit song, "Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit," featuring a special cameo by Bill from Curious Cars. But that's not all! We also break down the jaw-dropping story of a millionaire who won a $100,000 lawsuit in England after being falsely accused of skipping out on a lunch bill. Ever wondered what happens when a Japanese boy's obsession with his phone leads to "Dropping Head Syndrome?" We've got the bizarre details. Plus, the Mexican Navy takes on the Brooklyn Bridge in a way you won’t believe. Join us for wild laughs, unpredictable stories, and our trademark no-holds-barred comedy. Don’t miss it!
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13 MAY 2025 · Welcome to the first chaotic, hilarious, and wildly inappropriate episode of Dr. Cranker’s Comedy Clinic on Morning Crankers! In this outrageous skit, the infamous Dr. Cranker shares his top ten list of things you should absolutely NEVER stick in your butthole. From pineapples to live hamsters, fireworks to self-help books – Dr. Cranker’s dubious but hilarious medical advice will leave you laughing and cringing in equal measure. Tune in for comedy that’s a little bit twisted, a little bit wild, and absolutely unforgettable!
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12 MAY 2025 · Get ready for a wild ride on today's Morning Crankers! We kick off with a hilarious performance of our brand-new song "Big Trailer Booty," bringing the laughs and the rhythm you crave. Then, we dive into some jaw-dropping stories from around the world: archaeologists uncover a 2,000-year-old weapons hoard, a swarm of mosquitoes fills an entire plane, and a United Nations Judge is convicted for owning a slave from Uganda. The madness doesn’t stop there—we cover the heart-pounding story of a missing Missouri juvenile found in Colorado and the twisted tale of a woman who poisons her significant other's lover and kids. Tune in for laughs, shockers, and unforgettable moments you won’t want to miss!
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8 MAY 2025 · Dive into another wildly entertaining episode of Morning Crankers, where today we explore the deep blue and beyond! We kick things off with a look at the National Days you didn't know you needed to celebrate. Then, we plunge into the bizarre world of sharks, including some of the weirdest species you've never heard of and the shocking claim that influencers are causing a rise in shark attacks! But that's not all—discover how dolphins are getting high on puffer fish and why this underwater escapade is more than just fishy business. We also bust 10 common misconceptions that you've probably believed your whole life. Plus, we proudly introduce Dr. Cranker, our newest expert in wild and wacky knowledge. It's a tidal wave of fun, facts, and freakish stories you don't want to miss!
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2 MAY 2025 · On this May 2nd episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme—from crime-trained animals pulling off petty thefts to a man literally sneezing his guts out over breakfast (talk about a bad start to the day). We dig into the shocking #1 box office hit "Sinners", dissect why Revenge of the Sith might be getting its long-awaited revenge 20 years later, and explore the murky past of Operation Mockingbird and its ties to Stuccimedia.com. Plus, we unearth the ancient hell ant (yes, that’s a real thing), celebrate today’s National Days, and ask why no one is safe—not even your cereal. It’s weird, it’s wild, it’s wonderfully Cranked.
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1 MAY 2025 · Buckle up for the wild ride that is Morning Crankers, May 1st edition! We dive into the chaotic brilliance of Tom Hardy’s gritty new Netflix flick Havoc, preview the epic crossover clash with the new Alien vs Predator movie, and ask the question nobody else will: Why are people getting turned on by their air fryers?! Plus, we fetch some laughs with a canine surfing competition that’ll have your tail wagging, explore how Jobu became the unexpected lucky charm for the St. Louis Blues, and unpack the sweet insanity of Detroit’s annual marshmallow drop. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and 100% Cranked.
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29 APR 2025 · On today's episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme! We kick off with a rundown of today's National Days before diving headfirst into some of the most absurdly hilarious news you won't believe is real. First up, the "Dirty Diddler" shocks the courtroom by turning down a plea deal. Then we flap into the insane case of a woman convicted of killing her husband — thanks to a parrot’s testimony! We also talk about a man who torches his mother's house over money (hint: it’s not for bills), and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers signing a 464-pound defensive tackle that's breaking both records and scales. Plus, we sprinkle in a buffet of absurdly funny headlines from around the world. If you need a laugh today, Morning Crankers has you covered!
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28 APR 2025 · On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we serve up a wild platter of news, laughs, and pure chaos! We break down the latest drama surrounding the NFL Draft and give our hilarious take on Shedeur Sanders facing some serious heat at the NFL roast. We also dive underground — literally — as we explore the secretive world of a Colorado Springs underground club that's making headlines. In more bizarre news, a Milwaukee judge finds himself behind bars (for real), a priceless piece of abstract artwork gets destroyed (whoops!), and Cuba launches a futuristic twist with a new restaurant run by robots! Grab your coffee, your sarcasm helmet, and tune in for your favorite daily dose of Crankers madness!
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Wake Up & Laugh with Morning Crankers! 😂Tired of boring headlines? Morning Crankers is your ultimate national source for unfiltered comedy, real news, and the most outrageous stories happening across...
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Wake Up & Laugh with Morning Crankers! 😂Tired of boring headlines? Morning Crankers is your ultimate national source for unfiltered comedy, real news, and the most outrageous stories happening across America. Join your hilarious hosts Jeremy Hanson ("Hans") and Dan Baker ("Gred") every Tuesday and Thursday, with bonus specials and unique segments scattered throughout the week, as they dive into the latest current events, the wildest pop culture moments, the most bizarre real-life tales, and even unleash some hilarious comedy songs they write themselves!This isn't your average news podcast; it's a hilarious, honest, and often irreverent take on what's trending, what's ridiculous, and what really matters. Hans and Gred cut through the noise with sharp wit and infectious humor, ensuring your day starts with a smile, no matter how crazy the world gets. Perfect for your commute, morning routine, or just when you need an escape into pure, unadulterated comedy.From bizarre local happenings to viral internet phenomena and the most talked-about USA headlines, Morning Crankers delivers the laughs alongside the latest updates. Get ready for wild conversations, hilarious commentary, and that unique blend of funny news and original comedy music that only Hans and Gred can provide.Tune in to Morning Crankers for:
Morning Crankers Podcast is packed with laughs, outrageous headlines, and unfiltered commentary that makes it perfect for your daily drive or weekend unwind. Whether you love bizarre news, viral stories, or hilarious takes on current events and pop culture, this show hits every note. From comedy songs to wild real-life stories, we bring you the best in satire and original humor. As one of the top weekly podcasts blending news and laughs, Morning Crankers is your go-to for headline hilarity and American madness. #ComedyPodcast #NewsPodcast #FunnyNews #OutrageousStories #CurrentEvents #Humor #Laughs #WeeklyPodcast #BonusEpisodes #PopCulture #Satire #EntertainmentNews #RealLifeStories #UnfilteredComedy #MorningShow #USANews #AmericanNews #Headlines #WildStories #PodcastForCommute #ComedySongs #OriginalComedy #MusicComedy #PodcastHumor #NationalPodcast #TalkShowComedy #BizarreNews #ViralStories
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- Hilarious News Commentary: Our comedic take on politics, pop culture, and daily headlines.
- Outrageous Real-Life Stories: The craziest, most unbelievable tales from around the country.
- Original Comedy Songs: Get ready for laughs with our uniquely written humorous tunes!
- Unfiltered Comedy: Authentic, spontaneous laughs and witty banter from Hans & Gred.
- Flexible Listening Schedule: New episodes every Tuesday and Thursday, plus surprise bonus content!
- Start Your Day Right: The perfect podcast to brighten your morning commute or routine.
Morning Crankers Podcast is packed with laughs, outrageous headlines, and unfiltered commentary that makes it perfect for your daily drive or weekend unwind. Whether you love bizarre news, viral stories, or hilarious takes on current events and pop culture, this show hits every note. From comedy songs to wild real-life stories, we bring you the best in satire and original humor. As one of the top weekly podcasts blending news and laughs, Morning Crankers is your go-to for headline hilarity and American madness. #ComedyPodcast #NewsPodcast #FunnyNews #OutrageousStories #CurrentEvents #Humor #Laughs #WeeklyPodcast #BonusEpisodes #PopCulture #Satire #EntertainmentNews #RealLifeStories #UnfilteredComedy #MorningShow #USANews #AmericanNews #Headlines #WildStories #PodcastForCommute #ComedySongs #OriginalComedy #MusicComedy #PodcastHumor #NationalPodcast #TalkShowComedy #BizarreNews #ViralStories
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| Author | Jeremy Hanson Myia Hanson |
| Organization | Hanson's 13 Productions |
| Categories | Comedy , Sports , Entertainment News |
| Website | - |
| morningcrankers@gmail.com |
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