28 JUN 2024 · Ever run down a list of Rosie O'Donnell's wives? Well, we did to kick off Friday's show...Thank Rizzo as he sounded like he was throwing out koosh balls...Ever have a bear log in your car? A guy's car was destroyed after a bear got trapped inside...Not only did he destroy the inside but he left a bear log...A woman is being brought up on assault charges for throwing a tarantula at someone...A dump truck tipped over in front of a woman's house that was filled with manure and she claims she smelled nothing...We deduced she was a crazy cat lady with dirty litter boxes that clouded her sense of smell...An Asheville type robbery that wasn't an Asheville robbery... A woman posing as Ms. Cleo offered a psychic reading to another woman and told her I see you getting robbed in your future and then robbed her...The WWE wants the Hawk Tuah girl who has made near six figures with merchandise...We powered through a recap of last night's presidential debate...A guy that was arrested for flipping the bird to a cop was awarded $100k because the courts decided “rights to be free from unreasonable seizure and false arrest” were violated, and “that giving the middle finger” is “free expression protected by the First Amendment.” There is a new "Florida Man" game that is coming out... Think of the ultimate Florida man and that describes the game...We played "What Did Michael Buy" ...Michael Jackson died a half a billion in debt, and we went through some of his bizarre purchases...Clown items? Someone said a hot air balloon shaped like Bubbles the chimp and he was in the balloon with Bubbles doing whippets...We decided we are not going into nursing homes after another woman was carted from one to the funeral home, and halfway down the road they determined she was alive... We finally played the episode of shroom guy who was high on shrooms and a contestant on The Price Is Right...Asheville loves the cob...The woman who poisoned her husband with round-up did not like that he was unappreciative of the 50th bday party she threw for him and Ariana Grande wants to have dinner with Dahmer... Head out for a fart walk and listen to the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

27 JUN 2024 · We don't feel sorry for you if you chose dumb death....The show kicked off with opening audio talking about the update of the woman who was poisoning her husband with round-up...If he didn't notice ...It's on him...Also we talked about a guy who is living out in the Pacific Ocean on a paddleboard...Sorry your dad left when you were 10 with a cheerleader...Guess what...If it's death by great white...Oh well...What would you do if an allergen tickled your nose while eating at a Ruby Tuesday, sneeze and then your intestines fell on the floor...A man was growing hair in his throat from years of smoking... Then a cop in South Carolina was demoted for catching his wife cheating on city cameras and McDonalds attempt at a vegan burger BOMBED...Don't try to McPlant me...Why does Rizzo keep talking like a timid teenage boy when it comes to a convo about being tickled? That strong scent you smell is Mennen Speed stick...Are you growing funny hair in funny places? We played "What Did Ozzy Say" ...We played his new commercial for Liquid Death powder, and he was coherent...Then we played day to day Ozzy and some people heard something Epsteinesque ... We didn't hear it...Who would last longer in a Seinfeld 'contest'? One on one basketball... Who wins? Who is LEAST likely to return their shopping cart? Trump or Biden? Who would do better on Naked and Afraid? Sumo match... full thong like the Japanese... Who wins? These are just some of the questions we asked listeners ahead of the presidential debate this evening....Tim suggested we have both families on Family Feud hosted by Louie Anderson and the loser has to kiss Louie's arse...The Asheville airport is breaking traveler records...A typo caused the release of a man accused of murder...And a 74 year old HOA member was caught on camera dropping a deuce not once but twice next to a man's house...If you can't get the image of Louie Anderson's arse out of your head, just trying cleansing yourself by listening to the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

26 JUN 2024 · Does anyone actually play with a Mr. Potato Head toy? A guy broke a world record for putting one together in 5 seconds...Is that actually a record...Well Hawk Tuah to that...The Hawk Tuah girl is now hocking merchandise...$100 for a hoodie? $450 for it to be autographed? Get that money while you can...Find dating love in a newspaper personal ad lately? Signed...BTK...We talked about how women are now lifting heavy bags off of airport conveyor belts to see which men will help them because real men are kind like that...Want to slop some Heinz everything sauce on your crab meat sandwich? Make sure it's not poisoned with round-up like the woman who poisoned her husband's Mountain Dew with... The city of Asheville is going to begin to crack down on high traffic areas when it comes to panhandlers... The calls came in and the fine folks of the area had their own personal solutions for the problem...Can the boys just fall out? Is it possible? We talked about a man who was arrested and charged with indecent exposure after 2 women claimed he took them out...He says they just fell out...We had a man who called and said they do fall out and if he wore shorts from the 70's he couldn't leave the house.... Then the call came in about knee knockers to close out the convo...Keep an eye on the chef at your favorite local spot...Would you trust the makers of Cup-O-Noodles with your life? They are coming out with one that has bits of the deadly pufferfish in them...People get drunk and high on The Price Is Right...Multiple people may be charged in the death of Matthew Perry...Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A man died on the casino floor after winning $4 million...Don't be a daint, eat the pufferfish and check out the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 

25 JUN 2024 · What happens when a husky gamer kid loses it? How about he flies from Newark to Florida...Dresses in all black and attacks another gamer kid with a hammer...When is it time to give up when you're stuck in the woods...Is it 10 days and in that time, you drink from your boot and are being stalked by a mountain lion? Never give up!! We have astronauts stuck in space currently...Rizzo questioned what you do with the #2...Guys do you shave your legs? A man has created a razor just for you...Still buy stamps? Alex Trebek is about to be on them...The King of England doesn't know about a booty call? David Duchovny had to teach him at an All-Saints concert...If the King does ring you for a booty call just watch the fingers...If your partner had a blow-up doll, who would you be terrified to see it dressed up as? That was a question on the Feud...The calls flew in, and one lucky lady nailed it with Micheal Jackson...MJ got her tickets to see ZZ Top...Tuesday means its Listener Court time...The debate...If Jeff babysits Rizzo's kid should he charge for incidentals such as food? Activities? Anything that was broken? We couldn't keep up with all the calls...It was actually split...At the end Rizzo pulled it out ...Would you return an ancient Mayan artifact if you found it at a thrift store for $3.99? People are "rawdogging" flights...That means using ZERO electronics on the flight and just staring at the back of the seat the entire time...A woman did...Don't think we would...6500 penises have been amputated in Brazil...Do you go, or does it go? A woman who loves the gym fell off of a treadmill and out of a window....The only Jim we know starts with a Slim...Enjoy this Tuesday of craziness that was The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 

24 JUN 2024 · Let's wet your whistle to start the week with a Rizzo Double Dippy...Timberlake was whining on stage about his DUI but we did learn he was let go out of a traffic stop earlier in the night...Be careful Grohl...Don't get doxed by Swifties...We found out that Little Debbie aka Jack Kevorkian has been killing us with her sweet treats for years...The zebra cakes are the most unhealthy snack you can eat...The only radio station and show in the continental United States that cares about the thoughts of Joy Behar is this one...We had a Behar Bonanza as she had no idea the girl on her show had her mother killed and she let her sexual frustration spill over when talking about Bill Belichick in the sack...DJ Dunny Done is DONE according to Johnny....We met a man over the weekend that wanted to be a disc jockey on The Mountain...We played some of him giving it a go and it wasn't well received...Belichick's girl has a type and it's OLD...Speaking of type...Hall Of Fame coach Andy Reid has a type...And its 80/20 chuck beef...He admitted to downing 60 cheeseburgers during the filming of a commercial for State Farm...Playboy requested the services of country star Terri Clark for a cool $1 Million ...A woman called and prefers Dolly for the cover...Fat Beach Day is a thing...Beaches all over the country are holding Fat Beach Day so all the bigs can flarp about with no care in the world...We suggested not going banana hammock because the elastic might irritate the thighs...Marcelos poor puppet hole...A woman who is married to a rag doll comes back in the news every year except this time her rag doll husband has been cheating with 10 men...We say burn in hell to the seaside alarm sound on the iPhone...We checked in on the health of Micheal Jackson's chimp Bubbles...Bubbles it's ok to open your eyes and your ears and check out the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show ...HAWK TUAH!!

22 JUN 2024 · Rizzo and Jeff's "WEEK IN REVIEW" was a Doozy! First we spoke to the newest BABY on earth who was had in a TACO BELL/KFC and we named in Col. Col What? We do NOT KNOW... well we tried to fgure that out. Wew than took a trip to Idaho to the Potato Parcel to learn about a SEXY ICON! Then we talk Japanese Measurments and how THEY ARE LACKING according to the GOV, Survey! We then PROVE Richard Simmons is DEAD or not... depending on who you believe! YANCY IS FANCY as Jeff is ELECTED the Chancellor and we meet a SPANKED BABY MAN! What a WEEK!!!

21 JUN 2024 · Doris you ringer...Do you think you can take us in Bingo? We started the show calling out senior citizens...Did you know Joey Fatone has a tubed meat empire? We like Fat Fatone...How hard will it be to do a St. Elmos fire remake now? Will Rob Lowe have jaundice? These are the questions we ponder...We talked about Jeff's dream that involved Kamala Harris...Rizzo & The First Gentleman...We tried to figure out what it meant...Someone has to dream about Doug Emhoff...Is anyone actually a Cher fan? We have now determined we want to look like Chaz Bono...Chaz is more ripped than us... RIP to the 15 fish that died when a car plowed through a house and into the tank...It did make us ponder if each fish gets their own grave or do the fish all rest in peace together...Amazon is now doing away with the plastic pillows in your packages...Good luck with your items not breaking...What things could you do with a Pringles can? We talked about a lawyer who did a #2 in one...Was caught on video...Suspended, but just got his job back...We debated whether it was right or wrong ...The consensus was that The Fecal MacGyver was a committed hard worker...Beer Hasselhoff...Vodka Hasselhoff...He is an extremely complex man we cannot figure out... George Santos now has an Onlyfans...We went through a list we'd like to see on Onlyfans...Carnie Wilson...Whoopi...Does Steve Harvey have the same mustache downstairs as he has upstairs...Then the calls flew in ...Ginger from Gilligan's Island...Johnny Depp... Should parents charge the other parent for playdates? Another call bonanza...If Little Suzy leaves a 6 pounder on the couch you can just clean it with Brawny according to Blake...The Oscars are going gender neutral, and someone will be living on the moon by the end of the decade... Turn up the #1 drinking song of all time AC/DC Thunderstruck and check out the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

20 JUN 2024 · Nice to meet you Zack Cluck you chicken perv...Thats a man who is obsessed with everything chicken...Also, why when something big happens in the world do we need the opinion of Oprah's "pal" Gayle King? Elon Musk thinks he's John Lennon because in the last few months he's had some assassination attempts happen...How about not having people get trapped in their cars when the battery dies like what happened to one woman...Did you ever lose a donkey? A family did and found it after 9 years...It was happy and living in the wild ...That turned into calls about people's pets that went missing...We got emotional with the fellas today...If you're 900lbs whose fault is it? Johnny thinks the big chunker we discussed has a conveyor belt at home that delivers fried chicken and tacos delivered to him...This guy we talked about has to be bathed in a pool and goes to the bathroom on the lawn...He also got stuck in a tub like Taft...Moral of the story...When you weigh as much as the animals on your farm...Eat Kale...A warning for the folks of Hendersonville county about racoon attacks turned into calls about animal encounters...A woman followed her lost luggage using an Apple airtag to a homeless encampment in Los Angeles...She then paid the homeless to get her belongings back...Want to call Nicolas Cage? (458) 666-4355 ... That is the number promoting his new movie Longlegs...What a freak...Do you know when it's time for a divorce? How about when your husband wants to dress like a baby and pee in a diaper? That seems like a good time...That was followed by a huge influx of calls that wouldn't stop...Keep an eye on your car air fresheners...They are exploding...It's thigh guy season...Short shorts are in fellas FYI...Let's all head to Yancey County to live in a village and listen to the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

19 JUN 2024 · Justin Timberlake gets a DUI and here we go....We played audio of every Tom ..Dick and Harry that wanted to weigh in on it...One woman says she saw it coming because of the whole Janet Jackson Superbowl fiasco...We discussed the Japanese and how the men want a universal dating app run by the government because they feel inadequate about their size...We come to find out Rizzo does a lot of "measuring" ...I WAS IN THE POOL" ....Have you picked up the latest copy of The Potato Parcel? If you did you would have read a story about a 3yr old walking down the street with a loaded gun...Note to self...never rob a secret service agent at gunpoint...We read Bill Belichick's love note to his new 23 yr old lover...And her not back to 72 year old Bill...We played "Serial Killer Or Not A Serial Killer?"  We debated if a single middle-aged man who made a song for ladies to date him and it was totally creepy...Can you guess the "two letter tie" when it comes to the rankings of celebrity arrests? After the JT arrest we ran down some...Pee-Wee ...Cosby...R. Kelly ...Stormy Daniels...But a tie for first went to OJ Simpson & MJ Milky Mike ...Neverland Ranch was a special place...In a surprising turn someone wants Whoopi arrested ...Rizzo mis-fatted someone...Smalls from The Sandlot got arrested for throwing a dumbbell at a car windshield and Rizzo thought it was the chunky kid from the movie...He offered his apologies...We finished off with Andre The Giant tall tales and a little jack in the box surprise...Enjoy the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 

18 JUN 2024 · When is it appropriate to have a mariachi band? Wanna feel old? Napoleon Dynamite is back hocking Ore-Rida potatoes 20 years after he first came into the public eye...Remember that if you meet an alien that they are not aliens...They are Starseeds...A woman ran a marathon at a Taco Bell and somehow it turned into a tangent about Dr. Now from My 600lb Life ...We blame him for a lot of problems in the world...We played Dead or Alive...Rizzo is convinced Richard Simmons is 6 feet under...We played a poem he read on his YouTube...He is convinced its artificial intelligence...Betty called and believes he is alive and kicking and maybe he is just ashamed of his body nowadays...Speaking of AI...McDonalds has ditched its testing of AI...YouTube ads have killed a woman because she needed CPR, and it took too long for the ads to end before someone could watch a CPR video to help her...Supersonic travel is on the way by 2029 and it is being developed here in NC ...Listener court kicked off with a discussion about 5yr olds being allowed in restaurants ...A restaurant banned kids 5 and under and they got death threats...Rizzo disagreed with them...Jeff agreed and for the first time JEFF won listener court ...Rizzo is now 9-1 ...The Surgeon General wants warning labels for social media...Justin Timberlake got a DUI and it is healthiest to get to bed before 1am... So, before you fall asleep...Check out the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show