3 JUL 2024 · Greetings and salutations, the Hard R Cafe is open for business again!  Fresh off the road with a mission and some stories to tell, the guys are back, drinks in hand. The mission. Is to finish the comedy showdown...all while staying on task. Philbilly The Dirty Deacon and Brocephus The Sticky Man are back! Same great show, same upstanding morals....kinda.  When we last left the guys, they were whittling down their major list of comedy gods...for a bracket Showdown. You kinda know what they do by now AND how they do it, so come on...grab a seat...get a glass....Dirty or not...time for some Rukus Juice!

13 JUN 2024 · Sorry for the delay folks, but sometimes the Hard R closes a bit late... Welcome to another mug of Rukus Juice, the preferred swill of Philbilly and Brocephus! So, last episode, SOMEONE was in their feelings over comedy, comedians, and the such, so the next logical mood was a bracket fight, right? Who is the greatest comedian of all time, Cafe Style! ...that is if we can fill the damned brackets! Come and join your favorite pair of gin soaked morons as we fill the air with tales of our stupidity. Since stupid is as stupid does....you get it. Anyways, we talk comedy and our favorite comedians to fill the winner takes all bracket fight. Oh, for some reason if you are thinking this is a serious episode, and we keep it to the subject, I got three words for you: Wishful. Fucking. Thinking.  It's WE doing what WE do best...or something like that. Anyways, welcome to the Hard R Cafe!

6 JUN 2024 · It's Wednesday and no matter if it SEEMS late, the boys are always on time....or as on time as the Rukus Juice will allow! The guys are back and Wednesdays couldn't be better. Another off the cuff jewel that goes to some very dark and serious places....and somehow ends with songs about a particular opening. Come and grab a cold one and hear tales of Vice's Dark Side series with a quick stop off in the wrestling world. Comedians become a hot topic and MAYBE the next episode, but who knows. Only so many ways you can AWESOMELY spend you life and Rukus Juice is better than all of them. Bar's open!

30 MAY 2024 · Oh ..drunken random ass movie ideas? Ok...WELCOME TO THE HARD R CAFE where ee serve up some Rukus Juice. Random was the name of the game here, so let the bullshit begin! Wanna hear the guys catch up? Life has been zooming by pretty fast and the fellas just wanna take a load off and reconnect in only the way they can. Nothing says bonding like writing a movie (Coasties) or trying to figure out what the hell an executive producer really does. They discuss their recent movie viewing adventures.....then shit gets real. Wanna know how much to fill one of the guys holes? Check. Terry Crews getting his dong fondled pre Me Too? Yep. You know, just press the damn play button. The guys are a little tasty and as always, in rare form. We don't have any clean glasses, but pour yourself some of this RUKUS JUICE!!

25 MAY 2024 · Apparently we got a lil TOO drunken up and missed a date....NAW, due to a busy schedule and some other craziness, we missed the mark, and the show didn't go up... Allow us to apologize....BUT THE BAR IS OPEN! Hard R Cafe presents SUPER SATURDAY. Just a fancy "sorry" with the weeks content in tact.  The guys are back and it's baddies on the brain. For some reason, 80's nostalgia has crept up, and it's all about the bad guys. Join Philbilly and Brocephus as they bring up AND bracket, some of the best 80's baddies to ever hit celluloid. It's crass, but thoughtful. Loud, but pleasant. Vulgar, but also warm.  It's baddie against baddie in OUR list of the best of the best in a world of cocaine and hairspray. We pretty much took ever fav 80s flick of ours, grabbed all the best bad guys, and had em square off. Yes, we realize we are gonna get ALOT of "you shoulda added this guy", but that's why we do it. Enjoy, cause we about to get the rukus started.

16 MAY 2024 · The boys are all sauced up and the Hard R Cafe is OPEN FOR BUSINESS!  Welcome to another crazy ass episode of Rukus Juice. There is a special art form in having no form, and shooting from the hip. Apparently, we are trying to build a mini museum over here, cause it's time to art it up! This one is all over the place but oh the fun we have. So, if you have no idea who Drake is, we got you covered. If you wanted to know how we feel about our beloved armed forced, oh boy do we have you covered. Round it out with alot more bits and pieces of rambling and filth...and for some reason, way too much focus on Meek Mill and him being oiled up. You just have to listen. Bars open, and this ones gonna sting!

9 MAY 2024 · Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, where we are serving up some Rukus Juice! It's been awhile since we got bracket busy, so it was about that time. I mean....all the shit that we've tossed in brackets.....it's time we dusted off the hair metal albums.  In one of the most random turns, we hone in on all of the hair metal bands we can think of, and send them to war. What the holy hell did we talk about for two hours?  Grab a glass, it's time for some Rukus Juice. 

2 MAY 2024 · Oh boy...Welcome To The Hard R Cafe. We're just gonna kick this one off nice and early. Billed as "the episode we didn't want to publish"...you just have to listen.  We've gone after Jesus...we've made fun out of Drake Bell...in this random episode, it goes off the rails. It was supposed to be a "what if" episode, but you see how it goes.  We're so so sorry Indy.... Anyways, ITS A NEW EPISODE OF RUKUS JUICE! ...we feel so dirty

25 APR 2024 · Welcome to Rukus Juice....where we pretty much LIVE in The Hard R Cafe, and trust me, this episode is no different. Oh are the boys back! After Philbilly's series of opening, we open the gate for all the beautiful drunken humor that you've come to love. We talk the invention of glory holes, partially cast a Brokeback Mountain sequel, and make Jesus a wheel kicking badass for justice.  And there is alot of gross "protect your holes" type shit too. It's Philbilly and Brocephus at their worst, but isn't that what you love about them? Bars open! Come get some juice.

18 APR 2024 · Welcome back....KEEP THAT BOTTLE OPEN AND GRAB A CLEAN GLASS! It's part two of The Road To Rukusmania... Enjoy!