Does anyone actually play with a Mr. Potato Head toy? A guy broke a world record for putting one together in 5 seconds...Is that actually a record...Well Hawk Tuah to that...The Hawk Tuah girl is now hocking merchandise...$100 for a hoodie? $450 for it to be autographed?

Get that money while you can...Find dating love in a newspaper personal ad lately? Signed...BTK...We talked about how women are now lifting heavy bags off of airport conveyor belts to see which men will help them because real men are kind like that...Want to slop some Heinz everything sauce on your crab meat sandwich? Make sure it's not poisoned with round-up like the woman who poisoned her husband's Mountain Dew with...

The city of Asheville is going to begin to crack down on high traffic areas when it comes to panhandlers... The calls came in and the fine folks of the area had their own personal solutions for the problem...Can the boys just fall out? Is it possible? We talked about a man who was arrested and charged with indecent exposure after 2 women claimed he took them out...He says they just fell out...We had a man who called and said they do fall out and if he wore shorts from the 70's he couldn't leave the house....

Then the call came in about knee knockers to close out the convo...Keep an eye on the chef at your favorite local spot...Would you trust the makers of Cup-O-Noodles with your life? They are coming out with one that has bits of the deadly pufferfish in them...People get drunk and high on The Price Is Right...Multiple people may be charged in the death of Matthew Perry...Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A man died on the casino floor after winning $4 million...Don't be a daint, eat the pufferfish and check out the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!