Ho Ho Ho Ho...Whoooo Whoooo Whoooo...Haaa haaa haaa....We have a special show for you today...But first...Feed us Rizzo...Opening audio starts with a guy who tried to steal a corvette but got locked inside...A guy in Ohio lied about seeing alligators...An 8 yr. old made it to Target driving her mom's car...Within a story about a man who got 12 seatbelt tickets, we were able to learn about a weenus...Which is the loose skin on your elbow...When you take a wagon ride on a school trip, make sure you distribute the chunk...A wagon went out of control going down a hill thanks to a couple of plus sized PTA's on the ride...A new app with AI can predict your exact expiration date...AKA when you will die...A Delta flight had pressure issues and had people bleeding out of their nose as well as blood bubbling out of their ears...Diddy offered yesterday to have no contact with any women if he were to be released...The judge said no...NO DICE!! At what age do we stop with the individual candles on a bday cake? When the COPD kicks in, it might be time...Or when you have to use a leaf blower to blow them out...It takes telemarketing to feed Governor Chris Christie and his family...We heard from a rapping telemarketer, and we were sold...We also learned Jeff did a little political telemarketing in his day...In for a Betty Ford freak off? The convo that led to that was us discussing Melania Trump and how she is catching heat about her posing nude in photo shoots...We asked about other First Ladies you like to see doing the same...Of course, Jackie O...Betty Ford...Hill-Dog...Dr. Jill...Pat Nixon...The #1 pick took us into the "possible" future and it was Doug Emhoff...We talked about Diddy's meals inside of prison...They actually don't sound as bad as you would think...Oprah bought back a documentary made about her...What was in it Big O? We did our best to avoid National Talk Like a Pirate Day...We did find out that Rizzo once was a pirate actor on a dinner cruise...What you shouldn't avoid is this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!