Mark called and came out of the Long John Silver's closet to kick off the show...Rapper Cardi B wants to sue CPS and kill the people that called them on her...She does take the kids to Skyzone...Celebrity Mortal Kombat is a thing...Some of the characters you can use are Kim Kardashian, Elon Musk, Gordon Ramsey and the strongest character OPRAH...Her finisher is called "The Clam" ...FINISH HIM!! Would you ever camel? A couple of women requested an Uber in Dubai and wound up getting a camel...We then found out that listener Johnny tried to mount an alpaca and got spit on...We have never seen Jelly Roll so excited...He went back to Arkansas and could not contain himself when it came to fried chicken...You know that you will forever be a part of the big community when you get paid for doing a gig with fried chicken...Would you ride in a flying taxi? The FAA said yesterday it came up with over 900 pages of regulations to make flying taxis a reality...A worker on a Royal Caribbean cruise recorded close to 1000 passengers in a ship's bathroom, and even slept underneath passengers' beds...Costco or Sam's Club? A man could not hold back talking about his love for Costco...He also admitted to sitting shirtless in the freezers there because he has no AC...We have a 94yr old woman that lives her life in the fast lane...She loves racing cars at over 100 MPH...Also we learned she has a trap house in Detroit...Halloween is not the same as it used to be...In the 80's Halloween was everything...From the commercials to the costumes to mischief night...How would you feel about a reboot of The Brady Bunch that is a reality show? Well, it is not going to happen...Cindy Brady claims they axed the idea for the show because she is politically "woke"....We leave you with an option on this Wednesday...A Rosie O'donnell conjugal visit? Or listening to this edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show? Choice is yours!!