Let's start this off with a little song and dance...Well no problem...We have the song and dance daddy Rizzo...If you call 911 to order a pizza just make sure you order extra ham...A woman did that and went extra cheese...A 59 year old man who said he was 21 but looks older because of what he says is Benjamin Button Syndrome met a woman on Tinder...He also said he looks older because he works two jobs and his wife is overbearing...When you're repairing a kitchen just get the job done, enough with the song and dance...If your ghost of a mother in law is jumping up and down on your bed during private time with your husband, it might be her letting him know it's time for Blue Chew...A real bad botch of the national anthem happened, but was it worse than the Roseanne version? Roseanne takes the cake...She always takes the cake...The quarter pounder is back at McDonalds after it is determined it did not cause the E Coli outbreak...The most expensive in WNC sold for $14 million...Hulk Hogan claims he turned down a limo invite from both Madonna and Cher back in the day as he was with his wife at a few parties...Do we believe him? It was amazing to see $24.5 million raised at the concert for the Carolinas over the weekend to help rebuild our communities...What is the best type of Hot Pocket to use in a fight? Steak & Cheese? The OG Ham & Cheese...We concluded it is the Meatball & Mozzarella...We found the worst TV spin off of all time "The Michael Richards Show"...Although we did get to take a look at After Mash...Mrs. Columbo...Joey and a few other brutal spin offs...Why are people biting off fingers in Wisconsin...We lay the blame on the cheese...Havarti can make you do some pretty awful things to people...Demi Moore is frustrated about her cankles...A stripper named Viva Las Vegas is running for mayor of Portland...And RIP to the world's fattest cat Crumbs...He was 38lbs and his diet consisted of biscuits and soup...This Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show is for you Crumbs!!