gentlemen whats going on....in lieu of the current cliamte
lets check the fucking temperature...the temperature of gender roles
double standards and the likes

because i don't know about you but i'm tired of some mindless
meteorologist telling me what the weather is like....

i want to go experience it myself

so i want you to grab your balls with one hand
an with the other place it over your heart and pledge allegiance to being a man.

"IM PROUD TO BE A MAN"  ..... is that statement even politically correct anymore,.,,
....who gives a shit....

so in accordance with testing the water....

lets jump into some of the female statements and attitudes of our day....
and is there a double standard....

she says,,,i wanna guy with muscles and money....and so i say well i wanna woman
with a nice ass and one that performs traditional roles...

now which one of us is going to be applauded while the other is dropped into
a boiling pot of cancel culture piss....

were enveloped in this nonsensical and pervasive viewpoint where man
is stripped of his dutiful authority BUT ASKED to carry on traditional roles...

while his female counterpart unloads any traditional weights but picks up the crown
of authority....

lets paint a picture here....the man presumingly should be the door opening, dinner buying,
bread winning, greek god looking, 8 inch eggplant having son of chivalrous saint....

"but by all means i don't need all of that because i'm an independent woman"

"but how tall are you and how much money do you make.....not that any of that matters
of course.....did i mention im independent"...

 my god we've twisted the ROOT of what it means to be a man into such chaos
....pun intended  ROOT,,,,because now you don't even have to have a ROOT to be a man

but so much convoluted nonsense is being bought not only by ignorant and shallow women
but by men and women at large...

its like this...if a lie is told long enough it becomes truth

and in a world where a new generation wants it fast and easy...believe me
....none of them are going to research shit for themselves.....they just accept it

so the world for whatever innumerable reasons has twisted the genders and their roles....powerful roles
at that... into an unidentifiable mess...

and our job, your job, and a fun job it is....will be to to disentangle the bullshit from the truth...

men are fuckign men....and when they accept that,.....my god they become powerful

and women are fucking women...and goooood gawssshhh they are a sight to behold when they truly adorns themselves
in the power of perfect feminity

as i said earlier it is presumed that man should fulfill the role of the typical stereotype of what man is .....but without assuming the patriarchal privilege of manhood....

the prevailing thought is ....be a man BUT DONT be a man....

what the fuck are we teaching our young boys....

can you imagine the confusion echoing through the halls of society today,,,

and we wonder why genders are more confused than joe biden during an unscripted interview

you are a man , and there is this intuitive sense within that knows who you are and what you're to do...

for the most part there is a nature, a part of man that loves his physical strength,
he has a compassioante drive to connect with the otehr sex,,,

to be that door opening protector
and provider...to do good by his and their requirements

fuck its my nature and i love it....but to be berated and looked down upon for embracing
my identity....

a man in all my powerful characteristics....well its bullshit.....

to sell this nonsense,,,this malevolent idea that men and women are in competition
is the most atrocious idea any fucking feminist or communist or wokist could peddal..EVER

i want to see women know that their true equality is not in becoming more masculine but owning
the feminie nature of their self possessed power

and i want to see men applauded for living andfulfilling the role of true masculinity

and within these two statements im not paCKAGING up some 1950s black and white episode
of MAN KNOWS FUCKIGN BEST,,,..and woman just needs to shut up and cook

if you're a man you can cook and wash laundry too....ive been doing that shit since i was 12

and if you're a woman, go start a business and wear a pantsuit that rivals hillary clinton
for all I care...

but for god sake....fuck these double standards, and the hell with this competition

if you want a man to open the door for you,,, become a woman that is worthy of that mans
attention....and if you want a traditional woman's attention,,,

become the man that demands
traditional over the delusional fuckery of today

i love opening doors....hell for women...men...elders,.,,,myself...fuck it doesnt matter

and i love being able to pay for my lady friends meal....
and my god....

there's nothing like throwing out a mouse or stepping on a spider
and seeing the look of satisfaction in my womans eyes

i know shes thinking....look at that masculine motherfucker go

now if its a snake shes on her own.... just kidding, ill text her dad
as im leaving...

but as i do these things ... I want a reciprocal relationship....

It feels good to be open and communicate with a woman.

for her to praise your strengths in the relationship
and to be able to return her admiration

for what you adore in her strengths

but this constant competition bullshit...."and i'm just as equal as you pious claptrap
must end...

i'm not equal to a woman,,,,my god they can do and go through some things i dont think
i'd wish on any man...

and that's freaking awesome

but that means there are some amazing things men can do that women never could...

these gender strengths,,,,they don't make one better than the other...
they actually make them more compatible...

but when we provoke competition and rivalry as if its a bloody fight to victory

well...what the hell do we expect....

so men...the hell with societies new age standards....lets pledge allegiance
to masculinity....

and invite anyone wanting to TRULY progress...to come stand under our umbrella of protection.

and if they would shut their false feminism voices up for just a minute....

women would see they're the ones that actually fastened the masculine umbrella together

but when were competing to be the umbrella...it never gets made much less held
........and everybody gets soaked in the acidic downpour of gender equality....

love and respect gentlemen