The Novella:
Santa Claus is Going to Town on Me

The Author:
Marie Lipcomb, writing as M.L. Eliza

The Guest:
Isabella Costa
IG: @isabellaxcosta

*Listen to our previous review together: How to Capture a Duke

The Synopsis:
When Holly wakes up on Christmas Eve to find an intruder in her home, she does what anyone else would; grabs her replica medieval broadsword and sneaks downstairs to deal with him.
But he isn't a burglar. He wears a big red coat, big brown boots, and his big round belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He's Santa Claus. He's thick. And he's HOT.
What begins as a simple misunderstanding, develops into a passion Holly never knew she needed, with a man who knows her every want and desire. But Holly has a secret, one she can't ever let Claus discover; the true reason she hates Christmas.

*Content Warnings* Loss of a parent, mentions of a car accident, grief, guilt.

Show Notes:
- The 5th Day of Boobsmas with former guest, Isabella Costa - listen to her in our previous Boobsmas review of How to Capture a Duke
- The #Santarotica drinking game
- Eating our way through the holidays
- Where are all the roasted chestnuts?
- Today's read: Santa Claus is Going to Town on Me (00:12:05)
- Exploring "Santaphilia", aka the sexual attraction to Santa (00:16:47)
- Peppermint jizz and candy cane condoms
- A few memorable highlights
- Christmas magic... in the bedroom (00:33:58)
- Acknowledging your past relationships and what you've learned from them
- The "3-date rule" is bullsh*t
- A few steamy sexcerpts... and a few more sexy one-liners (00:46:12)
- Making blow jobs sexy for the giver (00:50:04)
- Recommend a romance "noobie"
- Heart, Humor, Heat AND Holiday Ratings (01:00:03)
- Next up on Isabella's romance reading journey
- The 5th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Books, people, and movies mentioned in this episode:
- Stocking Stuffers by Erin McLellan (listen to our Boobsmas review)
- Marie Lipscomb's Hearts of Blackmere series
- The Naughty List by Ellie Mae MacGregor

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