In this laugh-out-loud episode, Bill welcomes comedian Doug Phelps to the studio for a conversation filled with surprises, holiday cheer, and a few mysteries! Doug kicks things off by asking Bill if he knows the price of a stamp, sending Bill into hysterics. Turns out, Doug recently discovered the rising cost of postage while mailing his Christmas cards—a tradition he almost skipped this year. But a heartfelt message he stumbled upon during a move inspired him to create his cards again, much to Bill’s amusement (and relentless teasing). Doug even brought a handmade Christmas ornament for Billified—proof that kindness isn’t dead, even if postage prices are outrageous!

The episode takes a turn when Bill fills Doug in on the shocking murder of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO and the arrest of the suspect at a McDonald’s in Altoona, Pennsylvania. The duo questions the odds of spotting a fugitive in such a small town and whether the McDonald’s employee who tipped off authorities will actually receive the $60,000 reward. Is it a genuine payout or just a sham?

As always, Bill brings the fun with a story about an overheard conversation comparing a stepmother to a birth mother, and a vocabulary quiz featuring edgy phrases you may—or may not—know! From holiday laughs to true crime twists, this episode of Billified delivers the unexpected. Enjoy!