G'day neighbours! Settle in, because this week’s neighborhood catch-up gets properly hectic.

Steph kicks things off with a massive, two-layer weekend announcement that leaves everyone stunned. She has officially "come out" to her inner circle and entered her dating app era.

After putting her profile entirely in the hands of her best mates, the girls projected it onto the big screen for a brutal, hilarious swiping session. From analyzing the exhausted looks of the local dating pool to lowering the age bracket, Steph shares exactly why she has been thrust into her new chapter as a proud "Modern Cougar."

To test her official status, Holly subjects Steph to a high-stakes "Modern Cougar Quiz," grilling her on everything from ideal date nights to financial realities and music tastes.

The laughter only gets louder as the girls read through a fresh stack of unhinged neighbour confessions. From a hilariously awkward "Sharehouse Smuggler" who steals luxury items from his dates to elevate his mates' messy living conditions, to an absolute shocker of a "Sealed Section" story where a morning-after encounter crashes head-first into an unexpected family reunion, no topic is off-limits.

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