Justin Timberlake gets a DUI and here we go....We played audio of every Tom ..Dick and Harry that wanted to weigh in on it...One woman says she saw it coming because of the whole Janet Jackson Superbowl fiasco...We discussed the Japanese and how the men want a universal dating app run by the government because they feel inadequate about their size...We come to find out Rizzo does a lot of "measuring" ...I WAS IN THE POOL" ....Have you picked up the latest copy of The Potato Parcel? If you did you would have read a story about a 3yr old walking down the street with a loaded gun...Note to self...never rob a secret service agent at gunpoint...We read Bill Belichick's love note to his new 23 yr old lover...And her not back to 72 year old Bill...We played "Serial Killer Or Not A Serial Killer?"  We debated if a single middle-aged man who made a song for ladies to date him and it was totally creepy...Can you guess the "two letter tie" when it comes to the rankings of celebrity arrests? After the JT arrest we ran down some...Pee-Wee ...Cosby...R. Kelly ...Stormy Daniels...But a tie for first went to OJ Simpson & MJ Milky Mike ...Neverland Ranch was a special place...In a surprising turn someone wants Whoopi arrested ...Rizzo mis-fatted someone...Smalls from The Sandlot got arrested for throwing a dumbbell at a car windshield and Rizzo thought it was the chunky kid from the movie...He offered his apologies...We finished off with Andre The Giant tall tales and a little jack in the box surprise...Enjoy the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!